Posts by Alfred Squeaks n Sneaks Pennyworth
Yiss
There's a lot of heritages going on in these design graphics my goodness
Please feel free to come get a helping of 'yah go ahead, help yourself to a third of the sheer certain stash, can't use em anyway.' They get draped over bannister & various scratch posts, to be used as cover for seek & destroy training or dragged around for reasons.
She is havoc
Boy is cat's cat, does the proper cat things, uses proper cat furniture & toys like a proper gent. Pineapple housebed? Dude sleeps inside as God & manufacturer intended. He doesn't get into the NO places. Whilst SHE is every contrarian ahole thing about cats AND deep fried orange white on top of it.
She suddenly goes deaf, the ungovernable little ingrate
I have rechargeable touch lamp that Kershaw intentionally turns on to get attention or wake me up. She will run thru the 3 light settings & if she accidentally turns off, immediately turns back on.
It also has to sit in a container for reasons. ๐คจ
I'm certain after last few years demanding @ryanoregon.bsky.social give back my summers as he was having 80s 90s May June July & we weren't touching 80s until August cuz WTAF, for Murphys Law purposes this summer in SoCal will pull 180 & be normal again
Living in a place w/something closer to traditional seasons & after 5 years of non-traditional SoCal summers (they vanished), I've realized the absolute nonsensense arguments made by those not from SoCal about SoCal weather & those from SoCal associating weather no where near where I moved to.
Ma'am. It's Saturday & you smile & stab me in the front with the giant dull knife & prettiest smile?
Post a picture YOU took, just a picture, NO description.
Last night I watched a show suggesting someone could leap from a balcony, run across an uneven downhill yard & across docks in house slippers. I'll suspend my beliefs for a lot of impossible shet but some lies cannot overcome reality & no one should try.