Team Anything That Gets The Fucking Job Done.
Posts by snarkbite
A poem about LiveJournal, by author Hayley DeRoche. Title: To my friends from LiveJournal. Text of poem: I still think about you Wonder if you finally quit, Do you still speak to your mom? I remember how you went to Japan How you swore you'd never forgive him. I can't remember to take my meds but I remember you wanted to live on a houseboat. It's a strange intimacy, all of us unspooling across decades of internet space Like balls of yearn leaving a trail behind us of everywhere and everyone we've ever been. I hope you got your houseboat. I hope you got everything.
Your post reminded me of this awesomeness...
(Full text of poem in ALT text.)
If your police department can only comply with 25% of a court order, they should only get 25% of their funding
Someone just told me that The Princess Bride is "overrated" and long story short it's perfectly acceptable to remove toxic people from your life.
FBI agent Denise played by David Duchovny and Dale Cooper, played by Kyle Maclachlan, Twin Peaks 1990
David Duchovny played a transgender woman, Denise, on Twin Peaks in 1990 and when greeting Cooper, the show's protagonist, she says, "I prefer Denise, if you don't mind" and Cooper responds with "OK" and her identity is settled within a couple seconds and was a non-issue, 36 years ago.
The right-wing/MAGA conspiracy podcast bros are probably already preparing pieces about that 14 million dollars a year you make, I'm just sayin'... 😅
FOX GRAPHIC: STRAIT OF HORMUZ TANKER TRAFFIC TODAY: 4 BEFORE CONFLICT: 100+ DAILY
is that bad?
Black and white photo of a strip of bushes in between a house and a brick pathway running parallel to it. On the soil in between two bush sits a white medium haired cat looking very intensely at something out of frame to the right.
Discreetly placed security cat. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)
Reminder to next dem government: take all of SpaceX’s federal contracts and give the money back to NASA.
the most vile pieces of shit
over and over again, outright paid anti-trans activists are quoted in the Times as "concerned parents" or "concerned doctors". these are people who are paid to advocate against trans rights, and they are constantly white-washed by NYT news reporters.
Here's one way to speak to Bluesky developers who are pretty determined not to listen
lol. Went to block @attie.ai and found it was already blocked by one of my crypto/NFT/AI blocks lists.
#NoKings from the arctic in Utqiaġvik, Alaska the northernmost city in the entire USA!
lolololol
Every single reporter who can shove a mic in any Republican faces needs to be asking "Are there any examples, anywhere, at any airport, of ICE agents actually assisting TSA to help with passenger lines/flow? Because here are examples 1 through 482 of ICE agents just standing around doing nothing."
Two small ceramic pigs on a store shelf, with a small sign in front of them that reads "Pigs with no specific duties."
ICE in every single photo I've seen today at airports. (Well, unless they're tackling and abusing women for no reason.)
ICE agents at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) manhandling a woman are getting called what they are:
“Assholes.”
Meanwhile bike fuel prices have not changed at Costco.
mind-boggling to me that i still have yet to see a single democrat utter the phrase “every republican president of your lifetime has destroyed the economy and started a war”
This is Asher. He was hit by a car and left with a broken pelvis. He needed hip surgery followed by physical therapy to heal. Thanks to you, we covered that in full. He has since been adopted by a family that learned of his story here! They named him Dobby, obviously ❤️🩹
::standing ovation for that comment::
Well done. Well done, indeed.
Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info
shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow
The GOP is aggressively becoming more Nazi every day, literally sharing talking points, conspiracy theories, and supporting people who love Hitler, but we keep treating them like a normal party, and you have some Democrats who still preach civility and bipartisanship.
Amazing.
You average normie Democrat in 2026 loves AOC, wants to abolish ICE, and thinks Israel shouldn’t get another penny from us.
It’s laughable how out of touch centrist consultants and politicians are.
No one, anywhere in the world, respects us now. Not one fucking country or person anywhere.
So