they're dinosaurs, not diminished but changed, and still possessed of their dignity (which as we all know has an energy equivalent in much the same way as mass)

lol. rip to the birds, but also lol

there’s a nearby ridgeline upon which is perched a home painted sky blue and i deeply admire the commitment to the bit

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Zune XD

Chadwick, void cat, sitting in a weird shape atop the headboard of the bed, shooting eye lasers at some critter she sees outside the bedroom window. A goofy sentinel

HWAET

the 'look like a total dork even to other dorks' problem remains unsolved

“They call it Sithmaxxing, Anakin.”

this gives me whatever the opposite of psychic damage is

lol

sosse auf reis in schüssel auf arbeitsplatte

ich habe butter chicken ohne butter und ohne chicken gemacht weil ich keinen gott und keinen könig habe

acrimony! attacking the past!

lol these people need a project manager

plenty of grandstanding at this hoa meeting

i think more spreadsheets will fix this

Bob Lazar’s back in the news but what did he see and show his friends?

This article makes a good argument he was showing them classified particle beam plasma experiments that look like UFOs

And he made up the UFO part to save his ass from jail

otherhand.org/home-page/ar...

The head of the FBI isn't supposed to be getting blackout drunk. He's supposed to be cross-dressing

hey, check out this jug

A gray cat, suspended in midair over a bathtub, limbs splayed out, realizes she has made a poor choice.

Please enjoy this amazing freeze frame from Liara’s bathtub incident last night

me: *reading Middle English to my students*

student, under her breath: SIMS ass language

"chat" is a perfectly fine translation for 'hwæt'.

they’re tokenizing as fast as they can!

why don't you ask the ai to fix it for you

i came across a quote attributed to shaquille o'neil paraphrasing aristotle. an exciting development in the science of misattribution

christ, imagine a fraggle getting caught in a sticky trap

おはにゃん

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

the frame would get pulled out of the back like a cartoon fish skeleton

put a hitch onto the honda fit. had to remove the bumper bar to do it. now to uhhh hitch up to stuff i guess

the manual for the car has a dedicated page for towing. there are only two sentences which can be reduced to "don't" and "you're on your own if you do"

a store sign which reads “afeela: sony honda mobility”, a joint partnership that makers no sense and was also recently cancelled. why did they have retail space. who signed that check

afeela? i hardly know ya!