If you lost both your hands in a lawnmower accident and insurance would pay for any replacement EXCEPT prosthetic hands, what would you get instead? Examples could be a pirate hook or a hammer or whatever.
Wife: Hurry up and get dressed for school.
Son: But today is Pajama Day!
Me, walking by with a tie for Fancy Day: Lucky. >:-/
I don't want to doxx him on Bluesky but his initials are BB and he works (worked? It's been a while) at a restaurant in New Orleans.
If I know your brother-in-law can I be a little unusual at Mattie?
Spotify DJ: Up next I've got Da Vinci's Notebook. You were in the top 1% of listeners last month!
Me, who only listened to a single album one time last week: Jesus Christ.
"In fact, when I started a draft of this story, my autocorrect changed the Google Doc name from “Grok roast” to “Grim roast.” I didn’t bother correcting it." made me laugh more than anything attributed to Grok.
June '99 barely gets in under the wire but it gave us Astro Lounge which, despite the meme All Star song, also contains a bunch of other bangers.
My favorite part of my school's annual Pajama Day continues to be my wife slowly growing more and more concerned that I seem to be taking way too long to get dressed for work in the morning.
If I had a nickel for every time my favorite member of the Trail Blazers was a Francophone small forward who specialized in defense I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice. #RipCity
Gotta support anybody who played in one of my FRG/LSGs (except Mr. Steak, obvs).
I think "Kong" is less a traditional last name and more of a spiritual tradition. This would explain why so many unrelated characters have Kong as a last name, including villains and DK's crush Candy Kong. It's the DK Island version of Sikhs using "Singh" as their last name.
Objectively not a great game. Subjectively I loved it so much my online name has been "Haschel" for 25 years and indeed some of my friends call me Haschel more than they call me by my actual name.
You're just luring everyone into a sense of false confidence for next season.
Spotify DJ: "Let's keep the vibe going with some more upbeat music!"
Me: Yes, this is good.
Spotify DJ: "Up next it's 'Oasis' by Amanda Palmer.
Me: Oh noooooooo
I don’t know what my favorite part is, but somewhere in the top ten is probably getting to use the word “fuck” in official documents and grad school assignments all the time.
My least favorite part of working in special education is my inability to remember which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavior” and which acronyms have “B” stand for “Behavioral”.
Hey @juiceone.bsky.social , I added your art to my RJJ Wall and my students think it’s fantastic.
I'm doing my part!
I love it. <3
I sure could use some of my ADHD meds to help with all this grad school stuff but I also would like to go to sleep before 4:30 AM so this sucks.
I don't know about my name, but he sure as hell didn't know Ole Swede or Sourdough Sam's names.
As a child who once grilled the guy using a microphone to make it sound like the Paul Bunyan statue was speaking on whether or not he could remember Paul Bunyan lore, this really spoke to me.
Just don't call the Deepwater Horizon oil spill washed up, they're still paying for it today!
I mean, I WASN'T worried about that but now that you brought it up...
That is not an exaggeration. Also, this is my desk at work:
As a man who has literally made over 150 Simpsons memes about Raymond J. Johnson Jr I wholeheartedly approve.
