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Stand-up Comedian Leighann Lord is headlining at Give a Hoot Comedy Club in Gaithersburg, Maryland, Thursday April 9-Saturday April 11. 

She's appeared on HBO, Comedy Central, "The View" and Showtime's "Funny Women of a Certain Age." Her Dry Bar comedy special has over one million views. Don't miss the woman audiences call brilliantly hilarious and hilariously brilliant. 

She is La Créme de la Comedy. https://www.giveahootcomedy.com/events/123767

Stand-up Comedian Leighann Lord is headlining at Give a Hoot Comedy Club in Gaithersburg, Maryland, Thursday April 9-Saturday April 11. She's appeared on HBO, Comedy Central, "The View" and Showtime's "Funny Women of a Certain Age." Her Dry Bar comedy special has over one million views. Don't miss the woman audiences call brilliantly hilarious and hilariously brilliant. She is La Créme de la Comedy. https://www.giveahootcomedy.com/events/123767

Hey Maryland & DC Fans!

I'm headlining at Give a Hoot Comedy Club in Gaithersburg, MD, 4/9-11.

www.giveahootcomedy.com/events/123767

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Hey, did you know that if you pay to check a bag on JetBlue ($45) and end up not needing to check said bag, JetBlue won't refund your money? Delta will. Book accordingly.

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Holiday Dinner Etiquette - What We NOT Gon' Do... Daryl #FYP #Holidays #HolidayDinner #Christmas #ChristmasDinner If you like your comedy and commentary smart, geeky, and a little bit cheeky: - Like... TikTok video by Leighann Lord

Shout out to everybody who’s hosting their family holiday dinner this year. This etiquette refresher might save some lives.

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Faith in Santa Claus - #FYP #Christmas #Santa #Standup ©️Leighann Lord. Human Made. All rights reserved. Welcome. - I'm an independent artist serving comedy and commentary that's smart, geeky, and a ... TikTok video by Leighann Lord

Stand-Up Comedy Video

"Faith in Santa Claus"

©️Leighann Lord. Human Made. All rights reserved.

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#FunnyWomenOfACertainAge is at the #BNHStage on 1/18!!! Feat. Show Creator Carole Montgomery, Leighann Lord & Liz Glazer, FWOACA was born to showcase fierce, hilarious & unapologetically authentic women over 50! https://www.ccanh.com/show/25000521

#capitolcenterforthearts #ccanh #concordnh

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When Your Christmas List is Ridiculous A girl can dream. As the Titanic sinks, somebody's got to play the music. Enjoy my tune. Sound Credit: alex36917 and jppi_Stu @ Freesound.org #christmas #holid... TikTok video by Leighann Lord

If you don’t ask, you don’t get. Enjoy my “ridiculous” Christmas list. In retrospect, I failed to make the business case for any of my requests so… my bad.

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The Netflix Diddy documentary begs the question: If a man can have a wife AND a “wifey,” can a woman have a husband and a hubby?

Asking for the matriarchy.

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On Thursday, 12/4, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the Center For Inquiry's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: How Wicked Reflects Real-World Intersections Between Belief and Skepticism!

The event is free. The information is priceless. 

https://skepticalinquirer.org/presents/

On Thursday, 12/4, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the Center For Inquiry's livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: How Wicked Reflects Real-World Intersections Between Belief and Skepticism! The event is free. The information is priceless. https://skepticalinquirer.org/presents/

On Thursday, 12/4, 7PM ET, I'm hosting the @center4inquiry.bsky.social livestream show, Skeptical Inquirer Presents: How Wicked Reflects Real-World Intersections Between Belief and Skepticism!

The event is free. The information is priceless.

skepticalinquirer.org/presents/

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Beware the end of the year grifters; posting well-crafted AI articles preying on your fears leading to funnels of foolishness. Stop. You already know what you need to do.

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Six Things to Fight About at Thanksgiving Other Than Politics Ahh, the holidays.

Six Things to Fight About at Thanksgiving Other Than Politics

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Let your baby hair grow up. It should get to live its own life.

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My Eye Doctor said, Cataracts But I Heard, “Blind Woman Walking”

We spend our whole lives trying not to get poked in the eye. Then one day you need surgery and now you're paying somebody to poke you in the eye.

That's like suddenly being told its okay to run with scissors.

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I’ve been thinking about what an appropriate response would be to the presidential insult, "Quiet, Piggy."

Would it be:

"Your, mama!"
"Fuq u, fat man!"
Ye olde, "Up your nose with a rubber hose."

But perhaps my favorite line from the show “Severance:”

"Devour feculence!"

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Evernote: You're using an outdated app version. Update now for the best experience.

Me: You mean the version that has a lot of AI features that I didn't ask for and have no intention of using? Nah, I'm good.

PS: Go fuq yourself.

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I really don't want to live through all of this. I'd much rather just watch the Ken Burns documentary about it.

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That's outrageous. What's Congress paying?

I don't know what mine is yet. I'll find out on Saturday. It kinda doesn't matter. I won't be able to afford it but I guess that's the point isn't it. I'll try not to catch a cold or concepts of cancer.

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Reposting this as I work up the courage to do "open enrollment" which feels more like open season. #bigsigh #howdidwegethere

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Funny Women of a Certain Age - Kellar's: Modern Magic and Comedy Club “If I had to choose between ageism or sexism, I’d take a pat on the behind any day, since that meant someone noticed me.” – Carole Montgomery creator of Funny Women of A Certain Age® What began as a w...

Hey Erie (PA)!

Mark your calendar (11/20-22) Funny Women of a Certain Age will be appearing at Kellar's Magic & Comedy Club!

I'll be sharing the stage with @carolemontgomery.bsky.social and Missy Hall!

Here you go! See you there!
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#JoyisResistance

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Whew! It sounds like Gen Z is entering the, “We got food at home” phase of adulthood.

Welcome!

And maybe companies will realize their earnings are tied to the earnings of their customers.

If we ain’t got it, they can’t get it.

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CSI is turning 50, which in skeptic years is… about 4,000 conspiracy theories debunked.

Join us in Buffalo with Bill Nye, Leighann Lord, and the all-stars of science communication.

June 11–14, 2026.

Let’s celebrate the people who celebrate reality: CSIconference.org

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It's not very intuitive, but if you're on an iphone, hit the top bar that says "Section 6 Unit 24." That should give you access to go back to the other sections and lessons; but for a lower amount of xp.

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Yeah. It was a slow summer but honestly, the lessons were a bit of a blur. I’ve started over and I’m going more slowly so that the concepts actually sink in.

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It was an honor to be included on The Harlem Connection Show during Free Speech Week. But the fight for Free Speech happens Every Day! Check out this episode of the show in the archives!

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No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights) What I’ve learned Playing Chess

Want to hear me do a terrible Scottish accent? Check out my latest piece on Substack (read by this very human author): "No More Kings (Queens, Rooks, Bishops or Knights): What I’ve learned Playing Chess."

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I guess I just come here to practice my typing skills.

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Happy World Mental Health Day & Mental Health Awareness Month!

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Enjoy another installment of The Big Sigh where I mock the moments that make grown folks with sense just sigh because, y’all. Y’ALL! WITAF.

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My next show on the Upper West Side, NYC.
www.westsidecomedyclub.com/events/jon-f...

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