this administration is both stupid and evil in a way i have never seen

i wish panera still made the lemonade that kills you

unfortunately linda has never seen hacks

some twin peaks thoughts as a DV + SA survivor

yesterday i told my therapist that depression feels like i’m coming down the escalator and life keeps telling me i’m not funny enough to dress like adam sandler

my aunt out here celebrating easter like she’s in inland empire

my aunt out here celebrating easter like she’s in inland empire

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will be writing about laura, david, and national SA awareness month over at motelsiren.substack.com 🍒

some twin peaks thoughts as a DV + SA survivor

am now Woman Who Has Interviewed 2/3 Members of The Lonely Island

jason segel called me cool at the end of our interview

woman who finally made a turbo tax appointment

am having a good time acting and being in stuff. plz let me b in ur stuff

am having a good time acting and being in stuff. plz let me b in ur stuff

being happy in a relationship while building a career on poetry about shitty men feels like when lorde released solar power idk

my third book + first full-length collection of poetry coming to a bookstore near you very soon 💜 @clashbooks.bsky.social

my third book + first full-length collection of poetry coming to a bookstore near you very soon 💜 @clashbooks.bsky.social

Oooh thank you!

might be a longshot but - asking for a friend in her 70s who is a New York state resident:

is anyone familiar with Medicaid in NY/
applying for Medicaid/know why it would take months to get approved?

i still don’t understand why you would reply this to a cool/good thing lol

yay job love job

plz cast me as a beautitul woman who does something weird wrong and bad in ur short film 🎥

LILY OF THE VALLEY (2026) dir. Julia Weisberg Cortés ✝️🪽🐇

LAST DIVE BAR IN TRANSYLVANIA (2026) dir. Leza Cantoral 🦇🥛🩸

Yes, a full-length! :)

i forgot that you can’t post a cool
thing that happens to you on here without like… replies so negative that they make threads look tame lol

will be turning da comments off when my book gets announced

besitos

I LOVE BEING PUERTO RICAN

lol i have officially interviewed walton goggins the most times out of any other actor and it’s been a dream and a half every single time

lol i have officially interviewed walton goggins the most times out of any other actor and it’s been a dream and a half every single time

season 1 & season 2 💙💛☢️

i love my job

season 1 & season 2 💙💛☢️

i love my job