This Is Just To Say
I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update
and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize
Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying
“I went ahead and made a browser extension.
Kill Yr Substack intercepts every Substack link (even on custom domains) and redirects it to `archive.is`.
Substack's numbers go down. You still get to read the thing tho.”
what a great workaround 🤗
Got us out here going blind staring at our tablets and laptops for a name credit and some company swag 🫠
Idk what's sadder: The idea that there was ever a time that 8-25k/year was considered "BIG MONEY", or the fact that most people in comics never see anything close to that on any level for any amount of work
Trick Williams, YOU BETTA NOT GET LASH PREGNANT BEFORE SHE CAN GET A TITLE. Don't you be getting any funny ideas!
First Naomi, and now Bianca's pregnant! 💖
I'm so happy for them, but GODDAMMIT Y'ALL QUIT GETTING KNOCKED UP PLEASE THERE'S ONLY A HANDFUL OF BLACK LADY WRESTLERS IN YOUR COMPANY AS IS 😭 /j
Yeahhhh I can cosign that lmao
The most unfortunate thing about them is that they started out GREAT, but have been putting out straight up brainrot songs/videos lately.
There's a ton of drama around them rn regarding the potential ousting of their only Black member, so yeah, best to avoid.
Now I'm curious! Which bands did she say to avoid?
Disclaimer: I'm only a casual Kpop Enjoyer, so not a ton of recs I can give besides maybe TWICE and Tomorrow X Together lol
Then leave the house to yourself in a fake will, come back to the present and live in it!
This post brought to you by going into a vintage furniture store & then immediately leaving when they tried to sell me an $800 side table
Every time I see some dweeb talking about what they'd do if they had a time machine, I wanna call them a liar to their face.
If EYE had a time machine, I would literally only use it to furniture shop. Fuck saving the world, I'm furnishing this house, & making a Designated White Person pick it up.
When they said "AI will increase productivity" I didn't realize they meant "AI code will crash the social media networks on which I procrastinate, forcing me to actually do my job"
It's so fucking weird, and I've never understood why it's such a big thing for them to loudly proclaim how much they hate each other while also fighting anybody that dares to call them out about how unhealthy it is to stay with your literal opp.
Like damn, misery really DOES like company ig
I'll never understand (predominantly straight) couples that enjoy embarrassing each other in really cruel ways & the posting about it.
I thought y'all were supposed to like each other??
I would walk into the venue, thank everyone for coming, then tell them that shit was off because he laughed at me. If they thought it was a gag, I'd tell them to go ask him before calling a rideshare and dipping out to get fries.
This is disturbing.
No one should have to forfeit their sensitive biometric info to enjoy a game or a show in New York City. That MSG is using their invasive surveillance tech to track and discriminate against a Knicks fan who is trans is absolutely appalling.
My annual reminder that if you need to buy a window A/C this year do not simply buy the largest model you can afford. Energy Star has a sizing guide.
Why do you want an AC that is sized for your room?
Because an undersized A/C won't cool well and an oversized A/C will leave a space humid
It's ABSURD. There's literal piles of it all over town, and it hasn't rained in ages, so everything is just itchy and yellow.
I feel like I need a decontamination shower every time I come home
I know shit's bad because I've seen a SHARP uptick in folks masking in general
The crunchy coughing got a remix and a wet sneeze feature
There is a truly violent amount of pollen in DC right now.
It feels like the trees are trying to waterboard us with their splooge, & I'm so miserable 😭
i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew
Great article. It’s especially frustrating being in games (often a white space with a white audience) and having folks attribute linguistic disconnects to not being online enough or young enough when it’s really a lack of understanding of Black slang and/or AAVE.
Next week is 10 years since we lost Prince. Since then, the community of Prince scholars has come together regularly for academic symposia on his legacy and works; you can watch for free this weekend if you'd like to join us online or in person at NYU. Just register here! iwonderu.polishedsolid.com
Marker drawing of 2 Animal Crossing dog villagers. Shep is wearing a button-up jacket and Bones is wearing a sweater and hat. They are surrounded by a deep pile of autumn leaves. Leaves fall around them.
Leaves!
#animalcrossing #art
Was Janelle supposed to pick up a bunch of John Wick-ass fighting skills on the way back in time or something??
This feels like a Dirt Man situation, and if it is, I love that for y'all
Please consider helping our lil bub if you can, but definitely sharing/boosting. This is my soul cat, my best friend, and I just want to do everything I can for him.
This kind of thing at Substack (including their Nazi problem and trans hate problem) are why my newsletter is at Ghost.org and always has been. Andrew Tate is a spectacularly vile human being accused of numerous violent crimes against women and hugely corrosive for young male minds.
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