For the evening crowd. From the @overlookfilmfest.bsky.social

I wish I didn't, but I love me some EQUALIZER. "What if a full-fledged psychopath was your guardian angel?"

You have no empathy for the soap?

When I was a kid, every week brought a new TV movie that carried the strength of a hundred Very Special Episodes and stained the soul. Anyway it's like that.

And only BODY PARTS' own Jeff Fahey can stop them.

SEVEN POUNDS sequel where he remembers he has some more organs.

My first thought when I saw the "which niche IP would you want to write for?" prompt was I don't want to play in someone else's sandbox; we need to stop surrendering to reboot culture, even if we're fans of the IP. My second thought was "gritty Wuzzles in which they're in physical and psychic pain."

"Brian like free dinner."

For the morning crowd

Trauma or, Monsters All (2026) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL ***½/****starring Laëtitia Hollard, Aitana Doyle, Addison Timlin, James Le Groswritten and directed by Larry Fessenden by Walter Chaw There’s an immediacy to Larry Fessenden’s films, a lack of any int...

FFC review: TRAUMA OR, MONSTERS ALL, by Walter Chaw (@mangiotto.bsky.social). filmfreakcentral.net/2026/04/trau...

It's good that her helmet has a hole in it otherwise she wouldn't be able to breathe in outer space.

"Can you FLYYY Bobby?"

That's why I'm scared to watch it without a recommendation. (That and Kate McKinnon.)

The CAST AWAY trailer where it shows him getting off the island and returning home still makes me laugh.

I don't even remember the marketing hinting at there being a non-ghost antagonist, so it was kind of a non-issue.

I Googled the title for this post and forgot it by the time I was writing it.

A live-action movie from the director of WALL-E and TOY STORY 5 hit streaming last month and I didn't hear one word about it after it dropped.

Yeah, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this scientific achievement. Kill myself?

God, he's so good in DEATH BECOMES HER. Same year as his amazing turn in HUSBANDS AND WIVES, too.

Would he hear them over his own farts though?

Watching a "Miami Vice" where Castillo wastes a bunch of dudes armed with machine guns using only a samurai sword.

"Robert, look at the tennis ball, that's the dump truck filled with money."

The problem is that Downey lives in a windmill (for real), which would be far too visually interesting for the Russos.

I hacked my cat. She refused to let me brush her, so I put a square of white cardboard down and honest to blog she got on it and sat there like Marcia Brady while I brushed her all over. I don't know why it worked but what scares me is that I knew it would.

I like to think I've matured enough to annoy people in much more sophisticated ways now.

That rules, congrats to your boy.

The Christophers (2026) - FILM FREAK CENTRAL ***/****starring Ian McKellen, Michaela Coel, James Corden, Jessica Gunningwritten by Ed Solomondirected by Steven Soderbergh by Angelo Muredda “It wasn’t very good, that last one,” retired octogenari...

I wrote about Steven Soderbergh’s THE CHRISTOPHERS for @flmfrkcentral.bsky.social filmfreakcentral.net/2026/04/the-...

I made everybody's lives miserable in sixth grade quoting that.

Do bears bear? Do bees bee?

Haha, one of the great SNL skits.