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Posts by retired nft salesman

Proposed 10-1 VA redistricting map reimagined as godzilla ramming a dick down another monster's throat because it's that kind of tuesday idk

Proposed 10-1 VA redistricting map reimagined as godzilla ramming a dick down another monster's throat because it's that kind of tuesday idk

Virginia : that's right take this blue godzilla dick

MAGA : omf ufhlahflhfhlhafhl :(

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this made me laugh

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they're turning the onions gay

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Because it's in bottles, preventing it from spilling

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allbirds slipons that I wear everywhere, rip

allbirds slipons that I wear everywhere, rip

shoes powered by AI

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Volcanic eruption, Big Island, Hawaii, 3/11/2026

Volcanic eruption, Big Island, Hawaii, 3/11/2026

I was there in person for a big one in March. Probably the coolest thing I've ever seen (metaphorically)

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another 5 star review of guys a podcast about guys

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Hard Times if I don't mind ruining the rest of my day

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Thank you for rendering our beautiful first lady so expertly

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you're red guy now

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hell yeah

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A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

A screenshot of a picture of a baseball

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

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Wow that dudes freakin tall. He shoulda hooped

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can't spell incel without ice

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The Sierra Nevada Divorce, Hannibal Edition is a euphemism for a Donner Party situation

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I had nothing to do with this. Should be called the Iblog or something.

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This is the only blue sky post that has made me smile sincerely probably ever

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@paddypadman.bsky.social happy birthday or whatever (?)

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foot fetish guys are lack toes intolerant

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Picked this up and read it based on your recommendation and really enjoyed it, thank you

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I do not and will not know what a "steering committee" is

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MACtion is when there is an unexpectedly entertaining football game between two schools in the Mid-American Conference

MACtion is when there is an unexpectedly entertaining football game between two schools in the Mid-American Conference

It appears Rutgers has not spread the gospel of NCAA football to its home city of New York

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sounds like a Great World Problem

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Hey it's your weird middle school classmate's favorite tv show

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Lyin' eyes lionize lion eyes

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hey, at least the alum vice president didn't downplay Armenian genocide

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(trying to come up with a take that will infuriate everyone) Lin-Manuel walked so Bad Bunny could run.

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Say what you will about the Browns, they've never lost a Super Bowl

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I accidentally hit the make new post button. I don't have anything to say but I don't know how to close out of this either without typing something

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Amnesty and automatic citizenship for anyone in the US at 12:00pm on 1/20/29 (if desired)

$5m to families of anyone abducted by ICE

New court circuit for prosecutions outside SCOTUS purview

Minneapolis Trials

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