I pray the scene at the WH is playing out like a Mike Flanagan show.

thinking about the dems who said we can't abolish ICE as the Department of Education gets wiped off the map

NO MORE SUCRALOSE!! SPRING FOR STEVIA OR FUCK OFF!

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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If I said, "That guy's guilt as Pho," would you understand?

"I always see more people walking into Walmart than out of Walmart, but the meat is cheap so I don't ask questions."

Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

Stephen Miller Dead Behind Eyes At 39

This is like TicTok for a dog.

My Social Battery ran out years ago.

Let's bring up HasanAbis numbers, the guy has a big heart www.twitch.tv/hasanabi

Schumer, step down!

Let’s face it, Schumer has been terrible even before this. It is time for new leadership. He isn’t the person for this moment in history, and the longer he clings to power the worse off we all are.

Let them eat Teslas!

WHITE HOUSE DOWN!

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Earl Stephens had us thinkin' rational(thinkin' rational, that's rational)

Somebody yelled at me for posting about Ganymede instead of /the state of things/ last night.

I know we’re (almost) all on the same page here, but a Bluesky without cute cats, science facts, and dumb jokes would be bad for everyone.

Pardoning these J6ers is a real Brownshirt moment.

Crazy when you got a peek under the hat

She steals them, and he eats them. Hamberders

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

Who wore it better?

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found