Zaccardi is well aware of this, but I think it's the best word in the English language

Shhh no one tell him about Threads

Pete Hegseth is furiously screaming "I SAID NO FATTIES!"

Rich Handler's yacht, in case anyone's wondering

Degenerate betting on tennis is much less fun when it's in your own time zone

Beach read

ANTI FRAGILE

Wired: Americano
Tired: Campari Spritz
Expired: Aperol Spritz

Really enjoying Sinner's gradual emergence. Such a talent

What's the dog's take on Wimbledon? JPegs and Coco out early, Danimal out today, @btaubz.bsky.social has got his Sabalenka Tiger tshirt on they said

A macaroni and cheese stand at Wimbledon? What sort of nonsense is that?

Apparently it's been rebranded as "Jolt Energy" for a while now, limited distribution in some random countries

Still haven't learned

Scott Bessent to Elon Musk #iykyk

Neighbors moved away a few weeks ago and bequeathed my kid their "free dozen Krispy Kremes every month" voucher.
Just succumbed to the temptation. So not worth it.

Long the dog, short humanity

I'm happy for you Sharon, and am happy to have you as a friend. Well done

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You take that analogy back right now, Conor

Can't believe it's still Oatmeal Weather (TM) in the middle of June

No golf talk on Surveillance! (That being said I love a bit of golf banter)

The first three posts in my LinkedIn feed today were from friends announcing they've been laid off. It's a bloodbath in tech right now.

The 2026 F1 schedule reminds me of when they started moving all the Canadian and mid-market NHL teams to the Southern US. So lame.

Wife and son have also gotten really into the "Dad Rock" station

I scoffed at Mayer until he started playing with The Dead and released "Sob Rock." Dude's a talent. Apology accepted!

Yeah Tommy Robinson's a dick, but Hawksmoor is also the most overrated restaurant on the planet regardless of which side of the pond you're on

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Related: you couldn't get much more peak 80s than my aunt and uncle here:

Went to a Celebration of Life for an aunt yesterday, and let me tell you that's what I want when I croak. No dirgey funeral, just an open bar and some crab cakes

The dog has been PaRTyIn