In the woods outside the castle. I found an entire circle of them in a field. Perona warns of faeries and the like, if you believe that sort of thing.

Would you like to come with me and examine them?

🖤: Zoro comes to visit and Mihawk and Sanji are cooking together in the kitchen with the produce from Mihawk’s garden-

Sanji wearing an apron with custom embroidery from Mihawk-

🖤: I just imagined Mihawk being interested in the pretty twink on the straw hats crew, and Zoro being FURIOUS that his dad is courting Sanji

Where is his husband..?

He’s found some poisonous fungi he wants to show his beloved.

Chuckles and melts against his kisses, sighing softly.

“Then why don’t we go somewhere private~?”

He scoffed at that, turning his head to nuzzle his large hand softly.

“These tears are for you. No need to be jealous my love.”

He held him tighter, sighing with relief. Finally he felt at peace.

He didn’t want to cry, he wouldn’t…

Yet the tears were falling down his cheeks while he held his husband anyways.

“Damn you for scaring me like that. I’ve half a mind to make you sleep in the guest room.”

That wont be happening. Doffy’s sleeping right between Crocodile and him where he belongs.

🗡️: I’m so glad you’re okay! I was so worried 😭😭😭
We all were 😭😭😭

“You were missed… where did you go?”

The great swordsman’s surprisingly clingy, slipping his arms under that feathery coat and holding him close.

Oh how he’d missed him.

“Ah. The bird is back.”

Hes pleased, he missed the loudmouth Lawn ornament 🖤

Anyways, he’s off to go slaughter a pirate crew because he’s bored~

He’s a wife but was never a boyfriend. So tragic.

The saddest part is neither Crocodile nor Doflamingo has ever asked him out on a date.

💔

…

The great Crocodile, once hero of Alabasta, former Warlord of the sea….

Just called him “wifey…”

He’s just too cute.

Is in his garden, tending to his roses.

She hummed softly as her shoulders were rubbed, her eyes fluttering shut.

“It was… a surprise. I appreciate you thinking of me.”

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She wants to be romanced. Is that too much to ask?

💭He hasn’t even asked her out on a date..

Wait.

Crocodile hasn’t either.

Hm.

“We’re not.” She insisted.

She never made any vows, she never agreed to marry him-

She isn’t one to make deals with devils, especially not ones with strings attached~

“Thank you dear, I’ve been quite fond of the candles you bought for me. They give off a soft scent of Vanilla and it helps me to relax.”

Even the smallest blade can pierce the most vital vein🗡️
#SS

She cringed at that, his stubble scratching her, and she pulled away.

“We aren’t married.”

He hasn’t even asked her out in a date yet!

He didn’t move as Doflamingo pressed against him, continuing to stare up at him.

“No.”

He’s far too sweet with her 🖤

She glared as he whispered to her.

“You’re the reason why I lost blood in the first place. I made no promise when you offered it to me.”

“I never agreed to this.”

There is no ring on her finger. He cannot decide things like this by himself.

“Lies.”

We’ll just pretend that feathered pillow isn’t in the post~

Awww he loves her 🖤

So sweet