we all know I have no life, so:

this particular expression was totally serendipitous timing with the screenshot btw. nailed it in 1

they should make them wear big sandwich boards with their missed calls on them during games

the trouble with the "woman / woah-man / woahhhhh man" bit, i've found anyway, is that it necessitates shouting "woman!" to your partner with no context of where you're going next

please can we see @bencollins.bsky.social and company storm in mid-broadcast like the military in The Stand

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It Wars by Thee

Alex Jones wearing a hat that says "LOW IQ"

alex jones is live right now with what may very well be his final (or almost) broadcast on InfoWars and things are totally normal

not the highlight, but the "Turn your piss into gold"/"Turn your gold into piss" ad combo on the site got me good. got me reeeeeal good. Man i love this

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

nothing, I was just doing worse work than him on purpose but it turns out you don’t “get anything” for that

PSA: Intentionally “tanking” is just for NBA teams. It is apparently “not really a thing in a workplace environment” according to HR

Natalie if any of these guys making jokes about your partner’s name are bothering you please let me know.

i was told this sort of thing wouldn't happen at TalentCo

how did Dylan Byers manage to fill an entire article with Vox Media hearsay while failing to scoop the actual biggest Vox Media news of the week

Defector NBA Preview header: "Golden Phoenix Sunwarriors at Oklahoma City Thunder, by David Roth"

Nobody convinces you you're having a stroke before remembering there's one more round of play-in games tonight quite like our man @davidjroth.bsky.social

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In the 70s a certain type of person could literally just walk up to guys like Ted Turner and say “hey can I have a job?” and he’d be like “sure kid knock yourself out”

Here’s the thing to remember you fucking punk: if you’re a librarian, YOU can talk as loud as you damn well please

Unfortunately this means we’ll be saying goodbye to some valued partners; Neighbor Whose Trash Ends Up On My Lawn did great work and we wish him the best moving forward

Happy to announce that I am also selling myself for parts. We are spinning “chores and housecleaning” off to VaynerMedia; “Dealing with the bank” is going under the Valnet umbrella. And I will be able to once again focus on what I do best: the smoking weed and playing video games business. Onward!

A photo of boxes labeled “Bluesky diesel exhaust fluid”

Bluesky is not working because they have wisely pivoted to a new business model: diesel exhaust fluid. I bought a pallet

Baz▪️▪️▪️a

its canon that sheldon cooper and steven hawking are friends, which begs the question... did sheldon ever go to the island

some are calling it “relaxmogging”. But not me though. I’m above all that

I vape weed in a big bed with my wife

i dont know who that is

you should! it's not hard

I'm hearing the NFL is coming back again, this fall

Directed by yours truly

And yet again congress continues to do nothing