they’re this ridiculously soft leather and SILK LINED (thrifted years ago no idea what they are)

if you have a mending pile i encourage you to get to it i fixed the button on a pair of the most luxurious pants i own and i am so happy

if i had somewhere i could just leave my sewing machine set up things would be different

im still mad at those teachers what the fuck

congratulations on the knowing!!

back on my bullshit (gently bullying my father into making a bag for me)

i just have a running tally of CBK wannabe sightings at this point

A TV screen showing the Janus Films logo, but the text instead says Anus Milfs. This joke is aimed directly at my cinephile oomfs who would be familiar with Janus, and is intended to cause them psychic damage.

i want to drop by somewhere after work i literally printed a map im rugged and tough

forgot my phone at home i'm free

making cinnamon gum part of my personality

haha you didn’t miss anything! just spiraling about certain job applications wanting to see your social media - it’s not universal but enough to make me post about it

but the context

OFFICE DRAMA ESCALATE!!!! well ok literally my boss is just getting married, congratulations

i exist in the real world!! i just have a fetish discretion!

not 2 dystopian post on main but requiring social media as evidence of personhood is wild

would read in a heartbeat

slept for 13 hours which is great but i just left work and now im back

did you know you can just cut your hair

saw a teen on a field trip wearing full tail plus ça change

i have a creative project with low standards and a close deadline let me leave work i briefly have the will to live

i try to keep it stupid here but man i can't wait til a dog bites my coworker's dick off and his wife leaves him (either order, unrelated events)

im reeling, thank u for bringing this to my attention

screaming, sending this to all my friends, we're gonna be rich

Albini Sessions (Benefit for Letters Charity), by Fugazi 12 track album

Stop literally everything.

Steve Albini's Fugazi sessions, widely bootlegged and full of lore, now available officially for the first time.

fugazi.bandcamp.com/album/albini...

i've decided to become a successful artist, watch this space

y'all are lucky im morally opposed to posting kids on the internet bc my baby nephew is ridiculously cute and in a very funny phase

valentine’s day double feature: crash and possession lol

PANEL 1: An alligator resting its hand on a wheatpaste poster. ALLIGATOR: "I love that some albums still get posters plastered up around the city." PANEL 2: The alligator reading a tabloid newspaper. ALLIGATOR: "I love to still encounter a print alt-weekly, a record store, a parks department softball game, a bar whose sign is just a plastic Old Style logo, a specialty store, a phone book, a storefront theater, a repair shop." PANEL 3: The alligator crawling along on the sidewalk. ALLIGATOR: "All the signs that, as Frank O'Hara once said, "People do not totally _regret_ life." PANEL 4: The alligator eating a slice of cherry pie in a diner. ALLIGATOR: "Blessed be the website that still maintains an RSS feed. Blessed be the cassette label, the zine, the house show, the 24-hour Greek diner that still keeps dragging itself into a future across merciless concrete." PANEL 5: The alligator now drinking coffee after finishing the pie. ALLIGATOR: "I got too sincere there, wrote half a dozen final panels and am now giving up. Such is the lovely inefficiency of life."

in danger and invulnerable

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...

I LOVE HER

oh and i got a little white lies subscription for christmas this year!! magazines!!!