FOR REAL!!

not with that attitude its not!

i am THERE! put on some music and we’ll dance an KILL those chores!

Last night i walked along my balcony for a bit in killer heels and an indecently short pleated skirt and WOW that felt good. Gotta start hitting the town like that!

cold. it was also cold. 🤣

Chat: you have your bedroom rigged with lights an cam like a porn set now
Me: i know right!? FINALLY!!

work calls should include kissing girls! esp at 630!

Be the pole dancing archer in heels you want to see in the world.

huh. ok then

wait no. hold up. legit question. is it wrong to date chasers? feel i made an assumption there.

look guys, youre even making it more difficult for those of us that WANT to date you (ok obs not chasers, but you know what i mean!)

Am i wearing “office slut” today? yes. why? look, i dont ask why youre always doing “work appropriate” so maybe dont need the interrogation!

or maybe theyre visiting the human zoo!

like omg dont overthink this. FR look at some of the crazy shit people decorate with?? “ancient americans seemed to worship gnomes and flamingos an we dunno why!”

a headline from ZME Science showing a picture of a skull with a large nail going through it caption says Ancient Iberians Nailed Skulls to Walls — And It's Not Very Clear Why 4d

probably bc it looked sick as hell

thats a shame 😢

BUTTER TYCOONS!! yeah you! come wife me now!!

Marriage Butter Money!

i am SO down for this 🥳

Gonna marry into the ultra wealthy land o’lakes dynasty! And have a pool filled with butter!

ok umm. have you ever jus been like. i love this skirt its so nice an warm an cute!

BUT!

… its not SPINNY ENOUGH!!

like what do with that!?

waaaait. wait wait. i could .. do content an private shows for FUNSIES without worrying about food an meds an shit? omfg 🙌 yaaasssssssss!!!

Yes’m, id like 2 socialisms plz thx!!!

waaaait. wait wait. i could .. do content an private shows for FUNSIES without worrying about food an meds an shit? omfg 🙌 yaaasssssssss!!!

Yes’m, id like 2 socialisms plz thx!!!

Correct answer! 💜

… … 👀 …

> Siri, set a reminder for Dec 2032 - “ask Biscuit Question 2”

OMG WHY IS THE WORLD SO BLURRY!?

glasses, Belle, glasses. over there, airhead

ok, first question, do you trust me 🤭

🤭

if its ok to ask, what was involved with the ribs? procedure an cost an such?

ok, i have good news and bad news for you…

😳 yes please!!

b b but you look so snuggly!

NO NO NO - SRSLY hold up!! its called The LOVE LEASH!?

omg 🫠