*nods*

now to scroll up and see what the thread is actually about

ejaculate hamlet
it almost rhymes!

it’s best not to dwell on it. even worse to dwell in it

spooge holler

if you’re in appalachia
covered in cum

*or will you ever be

While goofy and Mickey drag her away: “NOT MY PRESIDENT, NEVER MY PRESIDENT!!!”

“Why is everyone so obsessed with public morality these days!?”

Mr beast: “I’ll give you a sandwich if you jump off a roof”

ah me of 19 days ago, how naive you were, how innocent, a dreamer in throes of youth

there’s too may cuties on this app; the center can not hold

im calling them voteoids from now on

i will invent more words than shakespeare

doing my part

They permanently banned Link for "violence," when he did no violence.
They verify ICE, when all ICE is or ever will be is violence.
This is America. Don't catch you slippin' now

I am glad someone said it and it wasn’t me. Yeah, you’re not fooling anyone here…

I don’t block people who come at me out of pocket sometimes so they are forced to re-engage with the ways they approach me and hopefully take a look in the mirror.

i stare at the moon the way you people stare at feet

"Everyone is a Yellow Turban" = "Everyone is Hamas"

they can read you being annoying though

on bluesky no one can hear you scream

IMAGINE PEACOCK WAS SPELLED PEECOCK I THINK IT WOULD BE FUNNY I THINK

more than fair. and even if it weren’t, it’s what’s happening

alice: *looking between us perplexed* wha?

connor: “ignore her, she’s being disgusting. she was joking just now about you sitting on her face”

alice: “finally a wedding present i can use!”

i’m a big fan of alice

alice: *spots me and runs up excitedly* “oh my god korin, i’m so glad you came!”

me: “see connor, she takes it as a compliment”

me: “i’d let her sit on my face so long both her pussy and my face developed bedsores”

my cousin connor: “korin, me and alice are very pleased you could make it to our wedding but please don’t tell her that when she greets you”

"God is in His Heaven, all is right with the World" is the weirdest insult and it feels lowkey homonationalist tbh

cumming (ever so slowly)