Not super excited to stand in this rain while hoping to not hear homophobic chants. In four hours.

“…and it’s Paul Rothrock, of course…”

ALEX’S HAND WAS NOWHERE NEAR YOUR FACE YOU FUCKING DEFLATED SCROTUM

PAUL 👏 ROTHROCK 👏

THAT GAME WE WATCHED FROM A PHONE IN SAN JOSE WAS BETTER THAN THIS

PAULIE FUCKIN ROTHROCK

Houston keeping the diving fucks allegations alive

If y’all motherfuckers are going to keep increasing your streaming prices I’m going to expect the goddamn sound to work oh my god.

(I’m saving money for a thing and cutting things out of my budget and I’m cranky about media.)

(I’ve made it clear that these ideas are stupid af and if they do it I’m out. If I have to watch RSL more than I already do I’ll fucking riot.) (What I’m saying is, if it happens, it’s not my fault.)

I’ve taken surveys for the league and they keep asking about versions of division play and I just fear having to play teams like Houston like six rimes a season and I just want to vomit.

Ban the fucker who threw the drink

Fuck that dude who pushed Paul. I will now forever hate that guy.

Judas during the Sermon on the Mount, with full knowledge of what was coming:

Damp bois

Andrew Fucking Thomas

I don’t like these guys.

dang

a young boy is sitting in a chair with his mouth open . Alt: Freaks & Geeks sneer gif

This is the first match I’ve watched on Apple in years and I miss recognizing the commentators.

Why is Olsen dressed like he’s trying to be an extra in an early 00’s Vince Vaughan movie?

Sounders banner on the outside of Lumen Field

Some new decor at the stadium 👀💚

Oooh, the stars in the shield. I like it!

LFGGGGGG!!! 🔥

Congratulations, Seahawks!!

I understand why Bad Bunny is divisive because he primarily appeals to people who fuck

No Kings includes Draft Kings

😍🥰😍🥰😍🥰

GO SEAHAWKS. I am not in Seattle tonight but my dogs just texted to complain about the fireworks.

😍

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Demonstrators at the January 7, 2026, evening vigil for Renee Nicole Good. A tall flag reads "Fuck ICE."

Minneapolis.