remember when they exploded charlie kirk’s neck

i’m literally a dumbass it’s yngjcb not aladdin_moneysign

hi freaks if any of u wanna play video games sometime my username on steam is aladdin_moneysign

strongly considering triple featuring a complete unknown, babygirl, and nosferatu on christmas but in what order??

obsessed!!!

they really are!!

my partner’s roommates cat fuckin LOVES my ass

coward!

i picked the longest booger of my life like two months ago do any of u wanna see it

!!!

cozy!

one of my favorite times of the week is facetiming my mom while she’s blasting cigs on the porch and i’m high off my gourd on the balcony. sharing a little smoke break :’)

i am so fucking tired today good god

reskeet with a banger pic of yourself

4 for 4th (444th)

local government be like “oh you want handicap accessibility?” and then the monkeys paw curls

orioles avoid the sweep letsgoooooooo still unswept babyyyy

the dumbest guy you went to high school with will join the army and die on base riding a flaming dirt bike into a wall at 125mph and people will be like “he was an american hero 😢”

elon blowing through the destroy a social media platform any % speed run at a mind numbing rate

it’s so funny that they’re trying to ban porn in va like i won’t just use my photographic memory to remember key scenes i’ve seen through the years

the poo protector has clocked in

forbidden love

it’s my lil snot safe space

i be in the office at work pickin my nose

insane bazinga brothers

i forgot who added ranger to this for me but it fuckin rules

medium black dog alone in the dog park sniffing pee in the grass with serious body language

ranger stanced up hard af: lemme sniff this piss