I bet Hegseth also likes to quote Django Unchained.

The confidence of ALL CAPS juxtaposed with the three question marks, what CAN'T this guy do?!

I’ve always said you’re the Ryan Gosling of actors

Showing up to a kids indoor trampoline park wearing an American flag shirt but the flag is comprised of assault rifles is certainly a CHOICE

Quibi is back!

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"Tarrific!"

So often when Spo switches the Heat defense to zone, the opponent is at least initially very stifled, sometimes for long stretches. Allowing the Heat to get back into a game.

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@jeremytache.bsky.social it’s criminal there’s no show today for you to clap back at those heat hating TURDS

the breaking news alerts are staggered so I get to celebrate the Noem firing many times

He’s probably need a different kind of “beard”

Also shameless plug since you *may* dig it, my wife and I are TV writers and created a show on Netflix called The Healing Powers of Dude. It’s a family/kids comedy, but if you’re ever needing something wholesome and funny to escape the horrors, check it out!

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I grew up a liberal Miami Jewish boy Heat fanatic who still somehow also loves the Marlins so

Honestly dude, thank you for not only being a sane Heat voice among those LeBatard heathens, but also anytime you can pop off politically it always aligns 100% with me.

Ah okay, thanks Coup

But similarly, felt like the Heat's lead dissipated when Fontecchio and Smith were out there together. Fully aware of Niko's struggles, but since his extension hasn't even begun, shouldn't he get more minutes? I'd think that's more important.

I assume you also love the booing of fascists so tonight was a real treat!

To overcompensate, Mike Johnson says he not only hasn't seen the tweet, he's legally BLIND

Me texting my wife: “I love you.”

My wife texting me:

good lord

The “breaking” is implied

Guess my mom is writing for the Times

Petco knows EXACTLY what it’s doing

I am sure this is uninformed oversimplification, but Fontecchio's shooting falling off a cliff and Jaime regressing from his torrid start have to at least be a decent part of why the fun beginning of the season is no longer...

For a guy whose last name is slang for a dick, Mike Johnson sure is a huge asshole.

This policy is older than I thought it’d be

Looper 2

"Get off my plain!" - Harrison Ford Angrily Scraping The Excess Cream Cheese Off His Bagel