good morning to people who had to wrestle a half-eaten chicken wing out of their dogs mouth this morning and ONLY to those people

two hours in the lounge at AMS how many of these mini chocolate chip muffins do we think I will eat?

dream blunt rotation

oof get out of my head lol

that’s it that’s all

and yet I remain grateful for the chips you brought which I crushed 💀

*glasses and no glasses

sweaty boy post peloton

I’m aware that I’m simping but I just don’t care

finally watched sinners (I don’t like scary thingsssss) and damn that’s the best movie I’ve seen all year 🙈

happy new years everyone my boss just called me to imply my job might be cut next month 👍🏻

we’re pushing the boundaries of ‘reluctantly’ here….

okay but when is the gay hockey lady gonna write one with poppers and charli xcx like if you’re gonna write as a homo in 2017 then commit to the bit

it will never stop making me giggle that every one of those slut pop songs has like 6 writers lmao

uh oh I’ve arrived at the part of game changers where you learn kip is pro-police?????

this is my entire personality now, sorry in advance, and thank you for your attention to this matter

yesterday was a good day :)

octopus :) fav of the 6

cheesecake update when

and a happy end of jocktober to all whomst celebrate

speechless!!!

eating five guys at 7:30am on a plane is the work of the devil

as a massive CRJ stan I simply cannot keep quiet….. hate her wedding dress!!

is there anything I love more than being peer pressured into buying concert tickets? nah

Sweaty after peloton while my dog stares at me in the mirror judging me for taking a selfie

I heard it was biceptember

should it be a demerit to invite friends to your place for drag race when you don’t pay for commercial-free paramount plus because I say yes

world pride looked so fun on social media and I’m sorta sad I had to miss it but also it looked like a A LOT and I’m thankful to have not had to deal with it 💀

Paris I am in you

locked myself out of outlook in my phone for the next week vacation starts now girlies

Owner was male, Asian, 20s/30s?