How To Find Me:

www.punkrockshowoff.com

instagram.com/juddgment

www.tiktok.com/@juddgment

www.youtube.com/@brandonjudd...

LA is a really cool place to wait in lines.

Live tonight at Bluewood Brewing in #stlouis!

Just finished Paddington and Paddington 2 and I had a question. AI sucks, I’m pretty sure bears have penises.

It may be shocking and hard to believe now, but at one point, Gwen Stefani was one of the coolest people on Earth.

Almost forgot to post this today in honor of 3/11.

You know how to queef, don't you?

You just put your lips together and blow.

Why aren’t we Red Dawning up in here?

This Saturday, March 1st at Apotheosis Comics on South Grand! 8PM!
#stl #stlouis #comedy #stlcomedy #stlouiscomedy www.eventbrite.com/e/apotheosis...

This Saturday, February 22nd at The Attic Music Bar on Kingshighway! Doors at 6PM, Show at 8!

#stl #stlouis #comedy #stlcomedy #stlouiscomedy #burlesque

I'm performing at Only Friends Burlesque & Comedy Next Saturday, February 22nd at The Attic Music Bar on Kingshighway! Presented by Underground STL.

#stl #stlouis #stlcomedy #stlouiscomedy #burlyq #stlburlesque #do314

Chanting “One more song!” halfway through a band’s set.

Promoting Comedy Shows on Dating Apps
(At The Orris, Ste. Genevieve, MO)

#dating #tinder #hinge #bumble #comedy #funny #jokes #explore #stl

Zuckerberg lookin ass dummy

If this many bars had emo nights 10 years ago, I would’ve quit drinking sooner.

Are there #stlouis #stl #stlouismo people here?

Guys, take care of your skin! Am I right, ladies?

#jokes #funny #comedy #fyp #skincare #standup #trending #love #psa #followme

Come out to Platypus in The Grove Wednesday, January 29th!

#stl #stlouis #platypus #drinkplatypus #thegrove #comedy #stlouisgram

Come support me and a good cause at Pride STL's Last Comic Standing competition this Tuesday, January 28th at Trops in the Grove!

#stl #stlouis #pridestl #pridestlouis #comedy #standup #contest

Tonight in Ste. Genevieve, MO!
#stegen

EVERY MONDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME

St. Louis’ longest running comedy open mic at The Heavy Anchor!

Hosted by Ella Fritts and Brandon Judd*

Show at 8PM
Comic signup in-person at 7PM
21+

#stl #stlouis #do314 #comedy #314 #stlouisgram #stlouismo #stlcomedy

*Host may vary on any given Monday!

Facebook, 1943*

Jew: If you support Adolf Hitler and his views, unfriend me now.

Comment from Nazi friend: So childish you would unfriend people just because they have different political views than you. He's the führer and we must support him.

*Also now

Just open the app, don’t send me to the app store. fuck

Celebrating 7 years of sobriety!
(Much longer and detailed post on FB: www.facebook.com/share/p/15bi...

In Skyrim, when a character says 'by The Nine', they are referring to the nine United States Supreme Court justices.

I went with someone to their church once and they had a potluck after. Their grandma had this cheesecake I had heard a lot of good things about and I love cheesecake so I grabbed large piece of it.

The cheesecake turned out to be a pie crust full of just cream cheese.

I think about this a lot.

D U A L W I E L D I N G

This man has never seen a laserdisc.

If you can't handle me at my dependent clause, you don't deserve me at my independent clause.

EVERY MONDAY UNTIL THE END OF TIME

St. Louis’ longest running comedy open mic at The Heavy Anchor!

Hosted by Ella Fritts and Brandon Judd*

Show at 8PM
Comic signup in-person at 7PM
21+

#stl #stlouis #comedy #standup #stlouisgram #stlouismo #stlcomedy

*Host may vary on any given Monday!