Oh wow, I can *hear* these expressions.

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YES! THANK YOU!

What *else* can we add to this slow murder colada....Elderberry? Gotu Kola? Kava? Maybe some lavendar or chamomile for a throwback?

Ooh! Let's add in a metric f-ton of biotin to fuck up the lab results from blood tests, too!

Haven't tried this (yet) b/c any time I make it, it's usually dedicated to a project already. Gonna have to make the slightly larger effort soon, I think :D

Microwave Lemon Curd This microwave lemon curd recipe is one to try when you want to enjoy this rich, delectable dessert topping but don't have time to stand over the stove.

Let me help! (BTW, having all the ingredients at room temp makes things easier. So much easier.)

allrecipes.com/recipe/70036...

Look we all have to get through this administration somehow.

The day I learned about the easy microwave version of making lemon curd was simultaneously a darkest and brightest day.

I moved directly to jarlic and neeeeeeeever looked back!

(But I do use the ss option on the rare occasion I find myself with garlic fingers these days.)

I've done both! While fresh is nice, it isn't enough of a gamechanger to where I'm gonna spend Tuesday night dealing with garlic fingers over it 🤷🏾‍♀️

Ymmv though! Get the eensy jar of minced garlic and the small tube of ginger paste to see for yourself! Costco/Patel Bros Jarlic &/or Ginjar can wait.

Criminal activities. Absolute crimebag behavior.

I have never in life wanted to see the Medieval Times Knights spontaneously show up and run someone over like a Looney Tunes short more. Criiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge.

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Ditto, your post was so timely (and not the reason you thought of me)! 🤣

Receiving G[r]ifts IS one of the five Love Languages, I looked it up!

(Although could it also be considered Quality Time or Acts of Service (Servgrifts??)..?)

Somethingsomething good for the crops something.

Reluctantly becoming a fan of Chicago-style Pope. He just has the vibe that he'd *easily* win a fistfight against a certain petulant man who would be king (without Christian god/Jesus even needing to be involved).

This is how it begins, Shiv. Have you started walking with your hands behind your back whilw judging the local flora and/or fauna yet?

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

I must be blessed to have *never* heard this. Instead I get a zillion new resto/bar reccs any time someone speaks on New Orleans' name. Nothing but pity for those people whose tastebuds are not their tastebros, smh.

Exactly one year ago today:

If we're voting to help (are we???? Can weeee??????) I love #2 in the greens (off shoulder long), or #2 in the blues with the bodice work! Whichever has pockets and/or the comfiest shoes+easiest accessories should win!

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

If I (still) wrote in a diary, today's title would be Soosh and The Infinite Smugness of Gauging Traffic Conditions Correctly.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Nightie and sweater is the penultimate aunty outfit. You are swiftly ascending to your final form!

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Oh my god, the alt text is a gift. 😹