Brewers are an egalitarian team... The guy in the 4th percentile for speed and the 94th percentile can each get a triple

Just a win vulture at this point lol

Very excited to see (1) more Brewers bullshit and (2) a clean inning from Megill -- here's to a lot more of both

WE WON A GAME

I'm scared #brewersbullshit

Hope (for a Chad Patrick complete game) springs eternal

Ok so Grant Anderson is not the solution either, good to know

What happened to the IL and "back" "spasms" for Megill? Thought that was a lock

Never thought I would be saying that but honestly, sure

GARE BEAR

🚨JAKE BAUERS PAUER HAUER🚨

Bauers Pauer Hauer TM

I constantly made fun of my mom for this and now I both do it and feel tremendous anxiety that I haven't straightened up enough...

Correct me if I'm wrong but I do think relievers are part of the Brewers beat...

Sam Cassell!!

@cyrthogg.bsky.social we talking 2 weeks bad news or 2 months? 😬

Paging Sam Cassell to Fiserv Forum

Shambles, once again

I didn't really like the new jerseys besides the patch and the helmets, so naturally I think after this weekend we have a good reason to put them in the burn pit

"Bauers, he's hot." He's also hitting the ball well...

Ok Gare Bear, glad I didn't turn off the game.

🫠🫠🫠

Or "back" "spasms" I should say

Back spasms

Jesus what is this shambles

It's definitely not me but I appreciate the wordplay! 😇

Clearly people have been work shopping this and I need to catch up 😂

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