if only you could give him an R-Zone

my iPhone made me a nice little video called "Over the Years" where i just get continually fatter (set to upbeat piano music)

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SNL bumper photo of David Carradine eating a hot dog

Kristen Wiig’s “A-hole” character holding up a printed photo of Baby Gonzo

James Fallon

Ellen Cleghorne as a Conehead

Cursed SNL (2/2)

Dennis Miller in front of photo of Bart Simpson with photorealistic eyes

Jane Wickline looking inquisitively at Shane Gillis, whose eyes are closed

SNL black and white bumper for Larry the Lonster

Lorne Michaels laughing Caption: 그래서 애들 봐 줄 사람을 못 구했어요

Cursed SNL (1/2)

Noam Chomsky is Garry Shandling's Crazy Frog.

Jane Wickline wearing face mask as eye mask, Ashley Padilla smiling at camera

this whole season of SNL has been pretty weak (that episode was like a sleeping pill) but i love these two, at least

people used to say “calm down, we still have milkshakes and racism” about people obsessing over 1950s aesthetics

now i think we should start saying “calm down, we still have anorexia and bad dance music” to people obsessed with Y2K stuff

30 May 2024

I stand with Dropout and you should too

vehicular manstoner passes you the boof, wyd? Gettin cucked in muh cuck chair while Michael chickless goes dickless for vicless

Umm... Has Dropout gone WOKE??? Dropout Hires New Heads of Production and Marketing, Boosts Development Team as Slate Grows (EXCLUSIVE) As long as there's still a white man in charge, I'm happy

Me and my wife had our daily meeting about Dropout and we have thoughts Like most couples, me and my wife have allotted a certain designated timeslot in the day to do a brainstorm session analyzing Dropout's strengths and weaknesses, trying to see where the service we love can be approved through agile synergy and creative thinking. As our previous nightly routines such as listening to our favorite albums, doing the dishes together or copulation joyfully made way for more productive and analytical things such as talking about which mini games don't work in Make Some Noise and how the editing can be improved in Gastronauts, we feel that we have genuinely made some strides in feeling out the the digital streamer landscape and are on track for further production insights findings that we would like to share with Sam. As an unemployed web developer and a Krispy Creeme barista moonlighting as a kink creator, we feel like we are uniquely positioned to realize what is missing in LA virtual comedy and improv scene and we are ready and

/r/dropoutcirclejerk is beautiful. like looking at a Pollock painting upclose

Just passed a weed store named FlynnStoned and I don’t know what to do with my anger

modded toilet tank

it's called a toasture oving because it oves the food by producing toasture

i didn’t have fun with the episode overall, but that weird little flirting business with the mom was my biggest laugh of the night. so good

If you don’t know the difference between ‘burro’ and ‘burrow’ then you don’t know your ass from a hole in the ground.

Frame #4044 from E23 The Big Squirt

Family Circus feels like a longitudinal experiment in how banal an observation can be until it objectively cannot be defined as a joke anymore

Evil

Needs to somersault jump onto a frying pan

this one is wild but sounds good to me

eight minute AI podcast about how long i should leave the toaster on with nothing in it

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Excerpt of magazine page. It says "Dear Santa: Computer-using celebrities tell us what they want for Christmas." The Story is by Kathryn Bonn. "I'd like a magic potion. By drinking it, I'd have a full understanding of MS-DOS at my fingertips." JULIA CHILD "A smaller laser printer... and a girlfriend who loves computers." STEVE WOZNIAK "I'd like to be able to jack in directly [to a computer)." ROBIN WILLIAMS

Excerpt of magazine page with more celebrity quotes. "A giant screen so that I can create huge computer-generated images." KEITH HARING "I'd like a better-quality, faster, quieter printer." LINDA ELERBEE "I'd like a program that could tell me the results of every batter-pitcher confrontation in the National League." DAVEY JOHNSON

"I'd like to guarantee that I never accidently make a foolish mistake." WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, JR. "I'd like a Cray [supercomputer]." PENN (the taller half of PENN & TELLER) "A laser printer." TODD RUNDGREN

In 1987 Family Computing magazine asked “computer-using celebrities” what they wanted for Christmas. Julia Child wanted a potion that taught her MS-DOS. Steve Wozniak would like a girlfriend. Robin Williams said he’d “like to be able to jack in directly.” And Todd Rundgren needed a laser printer.

Even setting aside not wanting to support him for jacking off in front of people, I feel like the fact that he did it undercut the entire concept of Louis CK as a comedian: that he was a man with repulsive thoughts and urges, but who had attained the self-knowledge that comes with recognizing them

It’s just bread (complimentary)

i think if we work together we could induce chatgpt psychosis on bill maher

a cartoon character with the name emilius written on the bottom right ALT: a cartoon character with the name emilius written on the bottom right

Lorne didn’t even remember her mom, he’s just all about that BLASTO

it has the cadence of a bad high school essay, the way it goes in circles and puffs things up

this new Burger King ad campaign is going a little too far. i know BK like to be cheeky but depicting their competition being endorsed by child rapists is kind of extreme 🫢