I've been idly asking myself questions about gender expression just to feel the waters for the last while but today I saw my dick bulge clean through the front of my shorts and I think it answered a lot of those questions immediately

“After weeks of consideration we have decided to go with another candidate who is better suited to our needs at this time. It was noted during your interviews, you told both our recruiter and the hiring manager that "they wasted your time because they were late" and "you took time off from work just to hear a low ball offer and that we should have posted the salary range in the job description" We told you that we do this so people won't apply just for the money. After which you replied "what money?" Thank you for your time and consideration. Sincerely,”

*cough laughs*

Wild West
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love u

tomodachi life living the dream

moldy image of denzel washing with edited text reading "White people don't say my scrunkly scrimblo anymore / They say my little chudling"

the new season's crypt-crawling fashions are fun and flirty like every other season. I mean one day maybe we'll go for protection or something but that seems neither fun nor flirty.

www.oglaf.com/cryptwear/

What's more fun in Tomodachi Life between putting your real friends in the game and puppeteering them like a callous god or putting yourself in the game with all your faves and living out your fucked up slice of life fantasies and giving them all cigarette addictions

This has ingrained in me the notion that if you're a top and you ever react to orgasm you're to be stoned in the town square

The funniest thing in furry porn to me is drawings of guys cumming insanely hard but their face never swaps off of the fucking smug pixar smirk. Light work no reaction

drawing of a cat talking on the phone "Can you come over for dinner? I want to share with you" surrounded by screenshots of plane fare and driving directions indicating a distance far too great for a casual hangout

I'm on my way

#art

Exactly as the post said, by Mike's photos of beavers on Instagram.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

Imagine Players

P SWEEP

GOTCHYA! It's a new greatures
greatures.com/comic/206/

I've lived in Northern Ireland all my life and I have heard stupid shit you wouldn't believe about religion. The dumbest stuff from people who think dinosaurs lived 6,000 years ago.

Never heard anyone say 'the Pope doesn't represent the Catholic Church'

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

DOGHAUS 🎾

I spent so long making these

still cant get over this image

I'm so cooked that I keep having dreams where I'm trying to get a man in bed, and so chopped that I can't bag even my subconscious. What Does It Mean

capcom holding its hands apart and slowly increasing the gap to figure out how distant a relation needs to be for sex

The classic friendslop

cow dragon

If he eats you out like the McDonalds CEO “eats” the product…

It’s time to go sex toy shopping…