cal (the concept)

"if you're a transformers kisser"
kirk...kirk you know me...what do you mean IF...

but yes i will chexk it out, im just juggling 50 million books atm so for the future !!!

infinite torture nexus...

i have nothing to say for myself except this was entirely self indulgent and i spent entirely too much time on this

#valveplug #ocnsfw #nsfwart

AUGHH i finally finished this quarter and finals, so that means i can finally draw more self-indulgent gooner art...

HAVE U PLAYED YET

THIS EVIL TWINK MUST PAY, but you can TELL i slowly started giving up which is why his pose is less coherent than the other two

also i realized midway through this i made his dick belgium coloured so uh...sorry to any of the belgians (???)

#valveplug #nsfwart

congratulations to getaway for winning the dick off, he won't be getting it up the ass, but percy will

the final numbers were:
getaway - 124
percy - 118

so it was quite close, i will be drawing them fucking whenever university gives me a break 🙏

#valveplug #nsfwart

i can make no promises

update: the one who has less overall interactions (retweets + comments + likes) by this saturday is getting it up the ass (and yes, i will draw it)

#valveplug #nsfwart

apparently this is what my life has come to, drawing robots dick out

anyways, this one was done at the request of @tempus-arca.bsky.social

we're currently having a bet on who gets more interactions: getaway or percy dick out, i have no clue what i'll do if either or wins but

#valveplug #nsfwart

IDW Getaway sitting in the Captain's chair of the Lost Light holding his dick in one hand, and the Getaway Star in the other.

I'M FINALLY BACK EVERYONE, and it's. getaway with his dick out, alright, sure, i guess

if you saw the last one, no you didnt

#valveplug #nsfwart

i should be drawing ROBOT PORN not whatever the fuck university wants me to be doing
this is unbelievable

just in case anyone following me didnt see my bio update (which, understandable by the way)

i'm just making a post to say that my account will include eroguro and extreme gore, so block me or however you feel like dealing with that, just do it quietly 🫶

Good :) because if it can't exist without proper pay and permissions it shouldn't exist

sometimes i feel like just having and following porn artists in this account is weird or wrong somehow, then i gain consciousness and remember that that's the literal point of the burner account

and i feel a little better because it's been ushered off main but still

RETWEET
i wish it showed up in more transformers media outside of just tfp

THATS SUCH A GOOD TREAT
my main oc has a fucked up face because of gun damage and maims anyone that touches it and my mother one has the tfp energon zombie tentacle tongue

we have a good time here <33

when all else fails, always fall back to ocs 💪

or you can project your wants onto canon characters

(im guilty of this and i need more freaks in transformers overall)

MODS, KILL THESE GUYS

anyways, here is another post made for my dearly detested #spideer

ordo belongs to gemsbokk (tumblr and twitter!)

i hate them
#valveplug #ocnsfw

#valveplug #maccadam
fallen star

I RETURN FROM POSTING DEATH

here is my beloved #spideer, who are very much married

#suggestive #valveplug

ordo, (right) belongs to gemsbokk (twitter and tumblr)

also
shaking your hand for coswave LMFAO

THANK YOU THANK YOU
the mirror was something i got a lot of compliments on LMFAO

damn, this is too sus to go on main but i dont think sus enough to get the valveplug tag, SAD

anyways, here was my piece for the now cancelled #transformers rust bunnies zine featuring my dears #soundwave and #cosmos

SENDING AMERICANS OFF TO EL SALVADORIAN PRISONS?!? Not a joke. YouTube video by Eliza Orlins

SENDING AMERICANS OFF TO EL SALVADORIAN PRISONS?!? Not a joke.

The U.S. outsourcing incarceration to El Salvador? This is horrifying. We cannot let this happen.
youtube.com/shorts/C9WYu...

i dont know how to spiel about this because i dont have a normal way to talk about this so uh

happy simpatico season, simpatico nation LMFAO ???

#valveplug

Y E S

this just showed up on my feed and j just realized i...responded to this on my main accidentally