Lalo Alcaraz

"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you."

This room has seen some things. Mostly me ordering room service twice🫣🐻

Hot tub therapy👌😎

If what we hope will happen ever happens, we'll watch as many, many people in the world of politics, overnight, go on to pretend they were always against what preceded it. This era has been a highly effective acid test for character. Take notes now, so that you don't forget in the future.

Body by Tacos😎🐻🍻

Rockin those Sunday Chubbies🕶️

Tidal Wave Party 📸📸📸

Work hard, soak hard😉🛁🧼

I mean it is Tuesday, right?😉

Officially deleting Twitter. Should have done it long ago. Anyhow, howdy from Austin, Texas😎