I have been saying this exact thing for years- Predator too

Time for the satanic temple to once again do their thing

Daily Kos Cartoon by Bors “OH MY GAWD THESE TRUMP PEOPLE ARE RACIST.” “THAT ATTITUDE IS WHAT'S PUSHING ME TO BE RACIST!” “SAY WHAT?” “MIGHT AS WELL! YOU SAY I'M A NAZI SO, FINE, I'LL BE A NAZI IF THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY.” “IT... DOESN'T.” “I BOUGHT THIS WAFFEN SS UNIFORM FOR HALLOWEEN. YOU'LL CRY "OFFENSIVE" SO MAYBE I'LL JUST WEAR IT EVERY DAY. BzZZZZZZ (cutting hair) I JUST HATE TO DO THIS. I FEEL BULLIED REALLY.”

hmm. interesting. would you say it damn near killed him?

Just in time for mother's day!

Good news for people who wanted a shitty pasta sauce company to have access to their conversations!

Look, dress how you want to be remembered- because you very well might die in those clothes

I immedaitely try to fight them so as not to be mistaken for a pedophile

Would love to believe this but I think it’s just the new shade of their opportunism. They’re on the vanguard to right wing tide-sensing is all

I’m shocked that he wasn’t already one

Oh no!

Trojack the tiger man feels the effects of the life juice he recently consumed

GLOBOHOMO is coming for YOU

(“Bribe plz”)

@jaketapper.bsky.social now that you’ve let your devious pocket-square plan slip Carr is going to give you a humiliating over-the-knee spanking in front of everyone

Intestinal parasite makes a power play to save the country and grabs the wheel (brain)

Fox News' Sean Hannity declares 'no longer Catholic' amid Trump/Pope fallout Fox News host Sean Hannity spoke about how President Donald Trump's comments mattered to him more than Pope Leo XIX's, after the pontiff denounced the war against Iran

Hoping this is the trend rather than pretending the Pope himself is somehow not catholic

OH MY GOD

Forbes Prediction Market Gamifies Story About Mass Shooting of 8 Children Forbes launched ForbesPredict in January as part of an effort to reverse declining traffic from search engines and keep users on its website longer.

Forbes launched ForbesPredict in January as part of an effort to reverse declining traffic from search engines and keep users on its website longer.

Now, on a story about about a Louisiana man that killed 8 children, they’re asking you to predict if Congress will do anything about it.

Jerry wearing thick glasses on Seinfeld

Snapchat bets on smart glasses as the future

hear me out- "bullet wins 100 yard dash"

looking good sir

Apple CEO Tim Cook Stepping Down, John Ternus Taking Over Apple CEO Tim Cook is stepping down as Apple's chief executive officer, and hardware engineering chief John Ternus is set to take over, Apple announced today. Cook will continue on as Apple CEO throug...

The optimist in me thinks this may be because they didn't see a way to skirt Cook's obsequiousness towards Trump and they think having a new guy will make it easier to avoid accountability (now that Trump is tanking), but then again maybe he just wanted to retire

OH YEAH WELL I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU JUST SAID

Karoline Leavitt @PressSec Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump is Accelerating Medical Treatments for Serious Mental Illness

we've noticed and i'm glad he's getting help

Comer's face looks exactly like a Ken doll's face if you smush it inward

These Middle Eastern News Sites Are Actually U.S. Government Propaganda Operations Al-Fassel and Pishtaz News publish pro-U.S. coverage about the war on Iran and the Trump administration’s plan to redevelop Gaza.

NEW: I found two "news" websites active on X and other platforms—Al-Fassel and Pishtaz News—that are in fact U.S. government-operated anti-Iranian military propaganda mills. Both appear tied to U.S. Central Command.

theintercept.com/2026/04/20/p...

These look really cool.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

I feel sorry for him. A 15 year old boy has been aged up in a Shazam scenario gone horribly wrong, and given power beyond his comprehension