I feel the same about people talking scornfully about RFK Jr. as an 'ex heroin addict', like that alone disqualifies him from being smart or capable. RFK Jr. isn't a science denier because of that. I know it's low hanging fruit on the insult tree but I wish people wouldn't.
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Just subscribed to The Guardian, the world's tiniest gesture. Fuck I really wish I knew what to do.
Sometimes, when you are old and both fragile and forgetful, you forget that you have recently wrenched your bad knee, and crouch down in a store to reach a lower shelf, and wind up saying "Fuck!" kind of loud in the presence of a small child, and that's how that's going.
Glad I bought an avocado this morning. Hope it's a good one, may be the last for a while.
So is there an account that's tracking the price of eggs and other staples?
I now have the ingredients to make theater-style popcorn at home. I'm not sure I can be trusted with this much power.
Jews who support Nazis are just the absolute dumbest motherfuckers on the planet.
Leopardception
I was not a TikTok user but my younger child is going to have a rough day tomorrow, and for a while.
Here's Agnes telling me all about her complaints from today. Me too Agnes, me too.
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It's easy to make your own Trek-style replicator if you're willing to eat food made out of PLA.
He would look more threatening if it didn't somehow look like he forgot his pants today.
Location of this Mexican restaurant pls?
It's just unspeakable.
If you haven't read the Vulture piece detailing the accusations against Neil Gaiman, do. Unless you're the kind of person who's affected by reading about a sadist raping and abusing multiple young women, sometimes in the presence of his child. In which case, don't, but know that's what it describes.
City Barbecue has changed their fries from fresh-cut to frozen. An air of dissatisfaction prevails in my household.