"Have you tried running?"

Never worked for me but hey

I gather we tried Saturday elections last time in the hope that they would increase turnout, but that it didn't help. Dunno, and I can't remember the source

L deviated from her usual routine: wanted to walk around the village before church started. Circumnavigating another church, I told her it's another place where people talk to Jesus.

Cue banging on the door, hollering "Hello! Jesus!"