Tiny AI Pointy thinks she has a way to contact the huge AI controlling the contest for the fate of the human race. What could possibly go wrong?
Volume 4: There Is I in AI, or: Distributed Computing & It's Not Paranoia If Everyone Is Out To Get You feat. Kill All Trees & DJ Hubby
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Kobayashi Hormuz
Five engineers walk into a bar, and they are all so boring and unfunny that the author has to tag all their jokes with a variant of "he joked jocularly."
A side story only for 'Apocalypse Parenting' completionists who can stomach huge quantities of unnecessary, bland rehash.
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I believe the children are our future
The wiener takes it all #iranwar
Volume 3: I Know What Would Make This System Apocalypse Battle Royale With Cheese and Dinosaurs and Volcanoes More Exciting - Lawyers!
The children are slightly less annoying in this one.
Also featuring: NarcoJesus from Colombia (utterly wasted, in most senses of the word)
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Me, explaining to aliens: "And this was one of Earth's legendary funnymen."
"Meghan's oldest is turning into a wizard, her middle boy is some kind of self-healing monkey, and her youngest is accumulating a small army of pets."
Volume 2: Enter the Dragons (But Not In A Fun Way) ft. Kids & Neighbors That Are Still Annoying, Just Like In Real Life
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Vault can be unlocked by observing Fundamentalist Goblins.
#crimsondesert
Neurosis: Mirror Deep #atmospheric #sludge #post-metal
OlΓΊfαΊΉΜmi TΓ‘ΓwΓ² takes accents seriously.
"Earth has been forced into participating in some high-stakes intergalactic reality TV. All electrical wiring has been slagged, and most combustibles neutralized. Some kind of evil space rodents are appearing."
Vol. 1: The Real System Moms of Alabama ft. Annoying Kids & Neighbors
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Winterfylleth: Heroes of a Hundred Fields #blackmetal #uk
Volume 5: Eryk Hard Carries The Next Ayatollah of The Boutan Caliphate
Although the "flirting" and "romance" sections are war crimes (with the rest being just crimes against literature), this one was a pretty entertaining blend of electoral politics and dungeon delving.
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Volume 4: The Hounds Were Bad Again This Week
Eryk is too good for elite training and solos his part of the Mission: Impossible with ease.
Is the emperor going to take an arrow to the knee, or will he void everyone's warranty?
The answer might surprise you.
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Kerrigan: Fighter #heavymetal #germany
How to avoid getting enraged by the 794 baffling "design" "decisions" when playing Crimson Desert
#caturday #crimsondesert
"Eryk's mage company ventures on a harrowing expedition to unveil the elusive whereabouts of a legendary lost dungeon known as The Shimmering Labyrinth."
Volume 3: Dungeon Farming Simulator 2025 - Secrets, Specters & Snitches Edition
Slightly better than the first two.
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Number 6 will shock you
The Great Old Ones: Under the Sign of Koth
#post-blackmetal #france #lovecraft
SNL UK was similar to SNL US, but fun.
John Carpenter's Gasoline After Midnight #horror
"The wayward hero thinks he is going to have time to relax after the harrowing experience in Macha. Things are never that simple as Eryk continues to grow and mature as a soldier."
Volume 2: Take me down to Sobral City, where the pay is low and the nobles are shitty
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You say miasma, I say my asthma
Depravity: Awful Mangulation #deathmetal #australia
Ah, now I get it. The Hormuz is strait, but the...