It's just like I'm looking up a recipe online!

Fed Ex weirdly drove my package past my city to Dallas, which is farther away than it started, before turning around to drive it back to me.

It has been a wild ride for the last six months or so. Holy shit. I only roll 1s or 20s.

I had an awful December anyway

I don’t have a tip for this but the children settings are always funny, and can always be read wrong. Seeing Have Children/Don’t want Children together always makes me giggle. Also I enjoy when someone is 58 and Open to Children. I assume they mean others’ but I still smirk.

If you’re asked the best way to be asked out, don’t say “Just ask” because every single person says it. Also don’t fudge your age. Just be old.

If you’re going to do two truths and a lie, you should pick three insane and true things and then make one only technically a lie by understating it. And then you can make the big reveal: I’ve actually climbed Everest THREE times!

Going through a divorce and so I popped my head into the apps. I have come to several conclusions. Here are my tips:

I went to HONK!TX today. If inly I could go back in time 150 years and plant two live oaks on the slope of that hill…

This feels like if Charles Schultz drew a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles comic

When you deploy heavily LLM text, you currently have no way to prove that you actually read it and therefore cannot convince me to read it

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Yeah, why don’t we all just eat oxtails and pork belly?

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My core self is the average of the Angry Beavers

Age verification?

You guys sold me lawn darts when I was 10.

I finally got around to leaving that 1 Star review of Chef Ryan's in Uvalde, TX. If more people had eaten there, THAT would be the tragedy the place is known for.

Just watched the Lonesome Dove miniseries from the 80s. The ending was a real wiff.

My thumb is almost totally healed after the break, but I have a weird hypersensitivity in it now. I can quite clearly feel my fingerprints with it.

"Come get some!"

TFA is working! My account is so safe that I can't even get the second factor to be set up!

FYI: Wolverine’s name is James.

I have owned Tak for a while and not played it. I played it last night for the first time and HOLY SHIT it was great. James Ernest has done it again. Wow.

they should all be making these videos

The Two-Factor Authentication at work keeps getting more annoying and less secure. Now to log in, I put my finger on my computer two times in a row.

I literally stopped playing when it didn’t know “nictitating”

To the zillenial running this, “shady” doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Nobody wants anything to do with your game until it turns out to be cool, and then they won’t leave you alone… I assume

My wife and I spent the frozen weekend watching a combination of Tommy Lee Jones movies and Legal Drama movies. There is a large overlap between those two as well.