Posts by David Landon
I remember this episode: a creepy alien played by Jeffrey Combs wants Quark to create a Megan Fox sex hologram, but Odo finds out and hacks the program to give holo-Megan the head of Dr. Phlox.
Cocaine, you mean?
My parents wouldn’t buy me Optimus Prime, but they did spend actual US dollars on this Richard Simmons workout record where he sings motivational exercise songs at you. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
The most unrealistic thing about TV and movies—even moreso than two tech-heads “outracing” a hacker by furiously typing on the same keyboard—is that when a character is struggling with something there’s usually a friend they can talk to.
I see the same thing in Gainesville. Apartment buildings going up everywhere, but who is affording to live in them? I understand there are students here with daddy's money, but these places are not within biking/walking distance of UF or even near a bus stop. I truly don't get it.
So he wants one of the ladies from that show "Keeping Up With The Calcasions"?
I don’t know what to say except I’m sorry this is happening and people care about you.
Especially under Stern, the NBA often “rigged” games via biased officiating to put big-market teams in the Finals. In order to win by 2, the non-preferred team had to play well enough to win by 20. There was plausible deniability because the outcome always looked close.
Bullcrap, he absolutely did. His blood was at the crime scene, but ID’ing via DNA was too new a science & the defense was able to use LAPD’s history of racism to create doubt.
I don’t believe that at all, if for no other reason than it would’ve come out by now. Plenty of people who had beef with MJ & would’ve been in a position to know would’ve said something. You really think Pippen wouldn’t have run his mouth in a drunken podcast appearance by now?
Thank goodness the new CEO isn't Bob Chapek.
The least of that nonsensical story's problems where what room Picard's imaginary conversation with his dad took place.
in the early days of the net websites used to have messages like "welcome to my amazing webzone, i hope you enjoy the things i've collected that represent my strange mind." now they're just like "by clicking this box you agree to recieve targeted advertisements in your dreams"
Is this Gaius Baltar's office from Season 2?
Acting like 62 million crimes isn't "that bad" because the same individuals committed more than one of them is the stupidest argument ever and it should be physically painful to type it. It's like saying 3,000 people wasn't that bad a death toll for 9/11 because there were only 19 hijackers.
In a scene from the Star Trek episode "I, Mudd," Dr. McCoy, Scotty, and Uhura are standing around stomping and clapping while a crazed looking "Weird Al" Yankovic jumps into the air with his legs and arms outstretched.
Day 20 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot
#WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTOS #WeirdAlYankovic
Some crewman working in the hangar bay was like “Am I crazy or did I just hear Mr. Spock’s mom slap the crap out of him?”
There's one of those Best of Trek compilations that has an article with an exhaustive fan-written Sulu biography that goes on and on about the life and times of "Walt" Sulu. It's pretty funny. As fans we mean well, but we can be really stupid sometimes.
Walt Sulu. Ugh.
At least they didn't copy the fanzines and go with "Walter".
All of Venice walking around humming
“Tuvok I understand
You are a Vulcan man
You have just gone without
For seven years, about”
Post an image from a game you played as a teenager:
Wow, that’s really good!
The Last Jedi is the best live-action Star Wars since the Disney acquisition and I will die on that hill. Fans who think they’re mad at it are really mad at JJ Abrams doing his usual mystery-box nonsense in the 1st film while having no idea where any of it was going.
If we can dream it, we can do it.
Futureport's full 3d recreation of EPCOT Center's Horizons is now live.
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Crow? He can’t even get on the information superhighway without calling tech support.
I do not keep up with celebrity news, so I only just learned today that Natalie Portman is hooked up with a guy named "Tanguy Destable", and that Tanguy is so white he's almost translucent. Dude makes Conan O'Brien look like Kumail Nanjiani.
Well this is an idea for a movie: a highly-fictionalized account of the 1986 Reykjavik summit with Jeff Daniels as Reagan, Jared Harris as Gorbachev, and J.K. Simmons as the guy trying to prevent nuclear war because it would mean no more pictures of Spider-Man. youtu.be/a-T0TlMN-RE?...
Horizons 1 now departing Futureport!
Join us on Friday, April 17 at 8PM Eastern for the premiere of our brand new recreation of Horizons.
Make sure you click the Notify Me button for a reminder.
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