No, I will not be reading Lew Wolff's self-serving memoir.

Shower beer time

We have a Spring Game PUNT
@sickoscommittee.org

Go Bears!

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Frustrating end to a frustrating season. No idea if Kerr will be back.

Same

a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a plane

And 28 points off those turnovers

Not too late to go on a 35-0 run, IMO

This seems suboptimal

beer

Cheers to #FridayBeers 🍺

There's no "F" on Caitlyn's passport but there are two "F"s in FAFO

⚾️ Cal vs. San Jose State

RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon’s penis to ‘study later’ while on a family road trip The bizarre account was unearthed in the new book “RFK Jr.: The Fall and Rise,” authored by The Post’s own Isabel Vincent, who drew upon a wide range of sources including private …

Wow, what a dick!

** I left two tickets for the JD Vance TPUSA event on the dashboard of my unlocked car. When I came back, there were four! **

ICE agent tells the New York Times they were nervous showing up in Minneapolis and how they travelled with “girly suitcases” to not be detected.

A Senior ICE official details how officers would block in and kidnap United State Citizens.

Gift link in next post.

I don’t see what the problem is
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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I don’t wanna brag, but Pudge has been on our podcast, and he’s just as charming as you think he is.

Take a drink every time Fitz mentions “dress rehearsal”

*passes out*

A guy asking ChatGPT to review a series of fart sound effects and getting a serious kiss ass response that calls it atmospheric

I can't stop laughing at this post. It's perfect.

I remember when the very serious article writers were telling me that Eric Adams was the wise adult future of the Democratic Party and now he's Albanian

Seriously overdosing on middle age right now. Oof. My entire body is in full-stage rebellion.

😍 @oaklandballers.bsky.social

I just got this new phone and honestly I think the charging progress thingy may be my favorite feature 🪫🔋

My god, Macklin Celebrini is a cheat code on skates

A 13.3% ABV barrel-aged pastry stout. Time for f’king liftoff 🚀

Oh yes!