Aging
Capitalism
Button fly jeans

With Alex it's hoarseshoe theory

The water is turning the frogs.... Hold on, I'm getting an update

Finally, fashion that gets me

Cocaine and computers really were a wild combination. Who knew they’d accomplish such marvels together

Goon 1: "Is this still Jerry?"
Goon 2: "Hard to tell, you could fit any number of ferrets under that trenchcoat"

My guess is this is just like cloudflare for the domain name and whoever rich people pay for their trademarks to keep the names in good standing so they don't get sniped by infowars allies if they fall out of good standing.

Tim Apple is finally stepping down and Tim Onion is finally buying infowars, what a crazy day for Tim Vegetables.

I am here for the rise of Tim Info

darth they are pivoting to AI like the shoe birds

This is gonna be so cool

Sorry to be overly sincere for a second, but here's why we decided to persevere through all of the bullshit and take over InfoWars.

There's just gotta be a line somewhere.

Thank you @pablo.show for letting me talk so openly about this.

If you haven't subscribed yet, I hope this pushes you over the edge. It's money well spent.

Fine. That's it. I subscribed. You're a fucking juggernaut.

Hey chat if I'm driving for 8 hours do calories count

If he can't be reasoned with, send him slop with extra teeth and fingers in retaliation. "Here's us on a roller coaster!" and he has shoulders made of teeth

Where are my achievement popups?!

Thank you thank you!

I have done yard work. Please clap.

Me: fetch quests are so annoying

Also me: Death Stranding kinda rules

this morning, mamdani’s team got in touch with me to float a new tax proposal: if your net worth exceeds $5 million and you dress badly, you’ll be hit with a 10% annual levy for “visual pollution.” i would be in charge of deciding if the outfits are bad.

I have less than $8000, I would like to submit my monthly invoice for a pile of money

Just browsing through and want to wish everyone in this thread well for no reason. I'm glad you're all here.

Before you say anything about wasteful scraps, they're called "fossils" and they're a favorite snack in this house.

Dinosaur sandwich cutters

This one weird trick has been more consistently successful than most other parenting I've learned. 11/10.

At a glance I read that logo as "cuddle back"

Longcat is ...... deeply unsettling

I dunno if that's a horn or a silver streak in his hear but either way yes sure

"no HR requirement" is so damn shady. "You can call her whatever you want and make her talk dirty to you"