Also, if Tim Heidecker is working with the Onion, does that make HIM Tim Onion now?

For real this time?

He's apparently on one of the block lists I'm subscribed to, I can't see the original post. Only the screenshots.

After all these stories I feel incredibly lucky that my dad made it a year and a half. (Though much of that was remission from the first bout, and I think he only lasted a few months after it came back)

The only Bill Lee that matters is the Spaceman.

Sure, you can see the ultimate cosmic insignificance of your existence, but can you see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

I noticed you matched Diocletian with what the actual band Diocletian plays.

And the looksmaxers.

One of the great tragedies of our time is the name Bob Rock belonging to a big time producer and not a tranquil doom metal guitarist/vocalist who plays happy little riffs.

The Jedi use EL34s and the Sith use 6L6 tubes. I will not elaborate.

My favorite indie coffee shop/bakery got replaced by another one that used an AI-generated logo last year. I'm still salty about it.

Q from Star Trek leaving on the resuming of an apartment balcony with text "I bring a sort of omnipotent trickster god Vibe to Starfleet vessels that captains don't really like"

All good! I haven't eaten or caffeinated yet so I don't have my usual "eloquence" (I'm being incredibly generous to myself)

I missed the detail that it was a subcategory on a general porn site.

The number shouldn't matter, I don't know why they have to misrepresent it. 62 visits would be too much.

Can we get Jesse Ventura to run again and bodyslam him onto the podium at a debate?

JD Vance is the kind of person to explain the Matrix to Lana and Lilly Wachowski without any irony whatsoever

I'm sorry, I'm too chronically online to let my phone battery discharge enough to replace my screen!

At least it'll lead to a beautiful sunrise.

Xuxa?

The caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” under a photo of a rat playing on a tiny plastic piano

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

Seeing the audio for this prototype restored so quickly is incredible, amazing job

They...they made a sequel?

She recently quit (no bad blood AFAIK, just real world stuff/the touring grind being a bit much for her to handle right now), but yeah, it was an awesome way to handle itm

...nature is Mexico?

The arcade game was typical Konami beat-em-up fare. The NES game was the true gem.

I mean, by Metallica standards I guess it is?

It's like waiting for Honky Tonk Man to drop the belt. Every time he weasels out it just makes the oncoming squash funnier.

I have to wonder if someone somewhere along the way got their wires crossed and were only counting the Sears models?

I've got some Mandela effect with this, I swore she died a couple years ago.