Trump truly is an innovator. He has invented the Church of England

Data getting emotions in Generations was so funny to me. I was cracking up watching it last night

I made a Stefan Urquelle reference and my wife had no idea who that was. SMGDH

Turning on the Twilight Zone and having it be a western episode is a special kind of disappointment.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

Bluesky Setting in Accessibility where the setting is set with a checkmark that says, Require alt text before posting.

This is your regular reminder that I (and many others) won't Follow people who don't/won't add image descriptions to anything they post and/or if they regularly repost others who don't do it. And may Block.

Want to do it, but forgetful?
Go to: Settings > Accessibility > 👇🏼

Who’s your favorite character in the Cheers opening credits? Probably the guy holding the newspaper that says “WE WIN!” for me

People complaining about this are insane. More entertainment in that spot than the “jokes” from RDJ and Chris Pine

Oscars needs more unhinged shit like just letting Streisand riff.

Pfft, you still believe in the existence of a Jim Carrey

I’m ready to Lib out. When Bono says he “loves more than hate loves war.” It’s like, hell yeah, let’s pretend it’s 2009 and we’ll put it in chewing gum commercial.

Sober by Tool freaked me out also. No nightmares, but I remember trying to hide when it came on MTV.

When I was a kid, the video for Human Behavior gave me nightmares. I was afraid of Björk.

The best way to support veterans is to not create more of them. End senseless wars.

Lea Roberts - Laughter in the Rain YouTube video by Tootaki

Laughter in the Rain is a classic and Sedaka’s version is good. But Lea Roberts’ is better IMO. youtu.be/6xqYZTrphLY?...

The line of defense is usually, "Savesies is great. Those who don't follow it suffer damages to themselves or personal property."

Great stuff

Savesies is not real and it's not about anything other than giving people with a mental illness an excuse to harass others.

Some people, and I want to emphasize this, need to get a fucking life.

He didn’t even make a name for himself 🥺

I don’t know why the doctor didn’t prescribe Pagliacci some Family Guy compilations on YouTube. Those always get me to laugh.

Someone should just point out that Charlie Kirk didn’t have a real job. Traveling to colleges and arguing with 19 year olds is not a job.

Woke 2 now loading

A broken clock etc

I’d take it as a compliment! The greatest uncle and nephew duo of all time

Hakeem Jeffries do not text me.

a close up of a frog wearing a necklace with the letter s on it ALT: a close up of a frog wearing a necklace with the letter s on it

Ok…but hear me out…Boss Nass eating pussy

FUCK ICE

I can’t imagine seeing all this violence and thinking ICE just needs more training to do their job. The violence is their job!

Chicken man was the dumbest shit. There’s so many people addicted to the lols. Do Attend was almost as bad.