This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.

I did a Zoom call yesterday with someone who pitched their services to me; they didn't turn on their camera, and their name under their window was just their company

This must be what it's like when drunk people talk to CCTV cameras

Cartoon showing a man reading from a dictionary to another. He says "So, it turns out confirmation bias means exactly what I expected it to mean|"

The sort of cartoon you'd expect to see from me

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BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND Loading..

Line up change for this Saturday!

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Updated line ups for this weekend;

🔥Markus Birdman🔥 @markusbirdman.bsky.social
“I did a tour of NZ with Markus Birdman, who wiped the floor with me every night. He was fantastic.” James Acaster

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⭐️ @shutupandrea.bsky.social
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Join us for an evening of outstanding live comedy in the Ballroom!

School just told me my son's maths classes will be streamed next year and I thought why would I want to watch that online

BBC news flash for Trump telling off Putin

I use similar if not stronger language when mentoring open spot comedians about their delivery so this level of attack seems proportional for rampant warmongering

Wondering if they can rope Benedict back in as Caretaker Pope until they can appoint a new one.

Imagine being summoned to see the boss on Easter Monday. Harsh

#pope

It’s November 2028, Trump says tariffs with the rest of the world are *definitely* starting in 15 minutes, but China’s new reciprocal tariff is 8750%

🔥 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙎𝙖𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙧𝙪𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙪𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙚 - 𝙞𝙩'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙩 𝙝𝙤𝙩! 𝙒𝙚 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝...

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THIS

That went so badly there’s a small part of me thinks Trump and Zelensky put this on

HOT lineup for you this Saturday!

🔥 Tiff Stevenson @tiffstevenson.bsky.social
🔥 Elliot Steel
🔥 Cally Beaton @callybeaton.bsky.social
🔥 MC Stephen Grant @stephengrant.bsky.social

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🍷 Arrive before 6.45pm for a 1/2 price bottle of wine (t&c's)

To be fair to Trump, you can stop any war in 24 hours by surrendering

“Hey Kanye you might want to edit that”

Me: 3-0 down at half time, God, is there hope?
God: Yes ... there will be 4 goals in the 2nd half!
Me: Yippee!

#bhafc

There's no greater wasted energy then getting angry over something you can't do anything about

Anyone know a decent UK migration lawyer? Asking for a friend who is desperate. I've offered to pay for some consultation on their behalf, but I don't know where to start looking.