If someone doesn't make a movie about the Turkey Leg Hut saga, it will be a massive disappointment.

100% agree with the original post. Slice bread. Wipe off. Return to drawer. Done.

It's so weird to me that when people complain about how bike lanes have forced traffic to other streets where accidents have occurred, no one ever thinks to blame reckless drivers. It's always the fault of the bikes.

My wife while watching the draft:

“This show sucks.”

“I like his pink suit.”

Mayor Whitmire saw the NFL ride out on the draft stage on bikes and threw up on his television.

I complained that everyone was calling the #Rockets the clear underdog in this series despite being the 2 seed. Well…

Why does this feel like it’s going to be a #HoustonSports kind of night?

OMJalen

One thing about the #Rockets they are resilient AF.

This is fun.

Happy Opening Day to all who celebrate.

Bleav in Astros LIVE! YouTube video by Bleav in Astros Podcast

A little 2025 Spring Training #Astros talk this morning. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPbb...

Who’s house!!!???

Sports commentator and writer John Feinstein dies at 69 Feinstein wrote more than 40 books on a variety of sports including "A Season on the Brink" about Indiana basketball.

One of the all time great sports writers, John Feinstein RIP. Wrote The Punch about Rudy T and Kermit Washington and many others. I will forever remember his exchanges with NPR host Bob Edwards where they always signed off:

Goodbye, John.
Goodbye, Bob.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...

I didn’t know what anxiety was until I jokingly mentioned to a doctor that I had routinely woke up at night and thought I was going to die for my entire life (I was 35 at the time). He said, “You have panic attacks?” I said, “Is that what those are?”

“Even though she declared me a satanist and tried to con me multiple times, I do appreciate her.” Actual quote just spoken in my house.

“Track mud on somebody’s carpet.”

Adrian Brody going full white man dominating a microphone.

Unfair. Spencer Arrighetti’s curveball sits at 76.9 mph with 2842 rpm, -8” IVB, and 56” of vertical drop. More slurve than 12-6 but movement plays. 67% whiff rate, tunnels off the fastball and the spin bump is just getting sharper #Astros

Tomorrow will be the first time the #Rockets have everyone available since the NBA Cup semifinal against OKC in Vegas.

That's really crazy! #NBAsky

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That thing when the gym is mostly quiet except for that one guy wildly grunting and yelling at himself to FOCUS and cursing.

Astros manager Joe Espada brought a mariachi to serenade Isaac Paredes with Las Mañanitas on his 26th birthday.
Feliz cumpleaños, Isaac!
#baseball #latinos #beisbol #latinoexcellence #mlb #astros #mexico
🎥 @astros

Goddamnit, can we not have anything nice anymore?

We have our bathroom ibuprofen, our kitchen ibuprofen, our living room ibuprofen, office ibuprofen…

Welcome to the new age. As Gene Hackman said in Enemy of the State, “It’s a brave new world. At least it better be.”

Trump Take Egg yard sign

@mtsw.bsky.social

I root for the team, not the player.

Good for Bregman. Good for Astros. $40M is stupid money.