Cat peeking over a book

Happy international pet day, and it is #Caturday as well.
Yes, I was reminded...

😆

He's going to gold leaf it, isn't he? 🤢

Probably for the best. Not sure glasses could survive the blender 😉

Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck looking at a 'sailor' outfit. "I guess we could split it fifty-fifty."

I thought this was the origin story

Trump on a therapy couch. Therapist asking: "The Iranians you've been talking to for two days - Are they in the room with us now?"

This sums it up.

I love you too 😘 x

Two mental hospital ships under Danish flags.

Denmark sending hospital ships to the US.

Happy birthday to my favourite weirdo 💗 @spinoff44.bsky.social

A bloke from Staffordshire hears Saxo's legend about a prince, and runs with it 🙄

Oi!!!

Cat looks like she is levitating.

It is #Caturday and she is levitating

Our little sod just wants to be involved

Archaeologist dream. A dig for ancient treasures. Archaeologist reality. Scooping the cat litter box.

Maybe the dream was too ambitious.

It is almost as if he doesn't want an investigation into the accusations 🤔

Happy new year

The farmer is not allowed to touch the tree. It sits on a viking burial mound.

It will soon be over

I got Whamed on the 10th. Went to Denmark and there was no escape.
Last year I went all the way through.

Don't forget to leave cigarettes, shoes and a twinkie in the ductwork for John McClain on Christmas eve.

Add to shopping list. Merry Christmas Bluesky friends.

I'm still in. We only listen to 6music at home and I've been lucky in shops 💪

Sign saying: Remember your parents when you are inside the rabbits.

Always ask someone to proof read before putting up the sign 🤦‍♀️

Hjemme hos mig? 😉

One of the things I miss the most. The selection of liquorice in Denmark is insane and so tasty.

Slaps two fistful of sparklers on the counter. "How much for the angry incense?"

It is that time of year again.
Enjoy your bonfire night.

Thank you 😊

A papercut unicorn on rainbow card.

Just a little paper cut I did yesterday.

He has no idea how to be an MP and, before that, a MEP.
Wonder what he was like as a wan... sorry, banker 🤔