Godzilla vs Biollante inks

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

The Noise Demonstrations Keeping ICE Agents Awake at Their Hotels Participants in the noise demonstrations targeting hotels that house federal agents in the Twin Cities recount their experiences and explain how this tactic might be employed elsewhere.

"When one fed attempted to blow off the crowd by visibly watching basketball highlights on his phone, a protester shouted “You’re watching ads, you broke bitch! Kill yourself!” The federal agent returned to his room shortly thereafter."

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Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist?

MAMDANI: I've spoken about--

TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.

donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao

Stephanie MIller uses her appearance on Hannity to say Trump is all over the Epstein Files to the Fox audience..

I was listening to the latest @animesickos.bsky.social and thought to myself:

Has @shariauncle.bsky.social considered he may have—what doctors call—"baby back ribs"?

His succulent meat falls off the bone, and he's often slathered in a rich sauce

Thoughts?

"The Koopalings are an even bigger obstacle" — Chuck Schumer

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

That goddamn shop-vac with a mouth

HOW LONG CAN YOU SURVIVE A DATE IN A HALF-SUIT? YouTube video by PaymoneyWubby Highlights

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Illinois Gov. Pritzker vows to pursue Trump officials who participate in an illegal National Guard deployment to Chicago:

"If you hurt my people, nothing will stop me - not time or political circumstance - from making sure that you face justice under our constitutional rule of law."

Lmaoo

it always looks like sperm racing to an egg, and i want to abort the whole thing

they don't make em like they used to

the gig economy is sweatshop service labor

one step closer to air guitar

the eyes?

Ugliest man in human history being called a pedophile while gaming

Hairless white ape being called insecure while gaming

Disgusting human/pig hybrid being told he ruined the country

Stupid ugly moron being called ugly while gaming

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

Xavier Renegade Angel

Nintendo Switch 2? Looks like you need to switch 2 another console, or better yet, switch 2 a better form of government so that your games, and your eggs don't cost 300 smackers. you've got egg on your face, from when the president smacked you, so face the music. Wii Music.

you were so damn good. i hope you start streaming one day

C / A / D / B

"Bioaga" is a powerful, gross spell and also the noise your stomach is making

today marks the first time in american history where a car company has been allowed to dictate government policy if you ignore every other day since the invention of the automobile

It’s crazy how cleanly all of it maps along gendered lines. Lonely? Simply perform masculinity/femininity, consume meat/supplements, get involved in an MLM/Crypto investment

what happened to curly fries?

@davedittell if you fuck up a meal just call it Chicago style and serve it anyway

great, we gave Black Mirror legs

Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again