Sure it's a statue? It's looking right at you with... I dunno, is that lust?

Looks like something I once saw on the pavement outside Nando's.

FFS CHONK

Chink looks like he's luxuriating upon the legs of his many slaughtered rivals

War always buys them more time.. but we can't accuse him of starting this one.

Both sound like whingers.

But WHY isn't there an international m.. <gunshot>

thoughts confusing as the bread is for sale outside the pub..

I miss the glory days when butchers all sold baguettes.

:-D

I looked it up - France consumes 10-16 times more mussels than the UK :-)

surely parchment is out by being flammable.

and it's a nice touch that you remember previous callers. simple but nice.

@lbc.co.uk hello. I've listened to LBC for about ten years, most days from seven til at least five. I just called up for the fourth time and didn't get thru.. and each time I totally understood why I didn't. this time my point was moot and the female researcher was very polite, and correct. ;-D

They both look like.. which one is Roger Waters

yer da drinks wine, an' he drinks it all the time..

gonna have to look up that clip of Clare now.. NO. That would be noncy. Wouldn't it?

I mean, he IS a cunt. no doubt.

Bless him, he rode in on the wave that was Fat Club, which got serious ratings purely because of Clare Sweeny in stockings for three scintillating seconds... next thing we know he's gone and writ a show where he's not even the main chap.. what a vain twat. Sorry, this was supposed to be supportive.

take a bow sir.

This person is unhinged, has definitely never had any hinges, and probably doesn't know what a hinge is or how to spell it, and if they came across a hinge would probably try to fuck it or fight it.

oh no, it's epilepsy.

and haemorrhoids I believe.

are they all sisters?

Yes of course.

I mean, I have read her Robert Galbraith books. it does amuse me that she's changed gender.

Again I agree.. I maybe should have specified that I meant affect as in financially or physically or personally.. I'm not sure her reputational downfall has led to a similar downfall in book readership or options for monetising said books.

Look, sometimes I disagree with you. Shizzle happens. But I'm increasingly noticing you're one of those people that, on here at least, doesn't do conversations. The only ones I see are with yourself, or with you paraphrasing someone without actually identifying them. And that's fine. But be nice.

I've always followed you for your rational outlook, but it's so thrilling to experience it in person.

wow. maybe it's because you've got opinions. I hear that can be a drag to some folk..