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Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

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We need a future that excludes right wingers as much as realistically possible because all they do is hold science and culture back.

I believe..

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Cool visuals

The visuals of ‘CLAYFACE’.

In theaters on October 23.

Trump’s Fed Chair Nominee Fails the Big Test The senators grilling Kevin Warsh didn’t cover themselves in glory either.

Even in the deepest, darkest depths of the financial crisis, Warsh said he was worried about inflation. He has been fairly consistent about this positioning with two major exceptions: Each time Trump happened to be entering the White House.

PabloReports: Donald Trump is complaining about the results in Virginia. He seems to be very distressed.

AOC: I’m sooo sorry for his heartbreak at this moment, and I look forward to adding ten more Democratic colleagues in November.

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Red-Pilled Morning Show Host Stars in First Clip From The Onion's InfoWars Takeover In exclusive first look at The Onion's InfoWars takeover, Jim Haggerty has rid himself of "corporate shackles" to helm "The Jim Haggerty Show."

It’s coming.

Jonathan Turley Goes Full Tin Foil Hat About Viktor Orban Loss - Above the Law It's Infowars inside Turley's head, as he rants about 'globalists' trying to build a European market.

Glad to see more people are coming around ro my argument that Jonathan Turley is just Mike Lindell with tenure. abovethelaw.com/2026/04/jona...

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Our new foster dog is doing very nicely. She had a spa day at the groomer, and sees our vet next week.
#dogs #foster #fosterdogs #collies #adoptdontbuy
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Works very well.

RFK Jr. Advocates Using Beef Tallow In Home Birth Tubs

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BREAKING: A GOP-appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic-backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional and “void from the start.”

AG Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal.

Someone abandoned their senior wiener dog on a street near me. He can barely get around, is all bones. So I scooped him up, gave him all the love and all the “good boy”s, and am slated to adopt him in a week!

This girl teaching her new puppy how to go down stairs . 😍

A small puppy sits in the sun, casting a shadow that looks like Batman.

It’s not all about who you are, it’s also about how you show up!
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UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

UFC Broadcasters Look Like It

LOL 😆 reality has become joke TBH

Q: Can you explain the computer log in issue? Your lawsuit contends you were not able to log in

PATEL: Survey -- how many of you people believe that's true?

Q: Did you communicate that you thought you were fired?

PATEL: It never happened. You are lying.

Q: The lawsuit says the opposite!

Starting February 18, 2027, smartphones and many portable devices sold in the EU must have batteries that users can remove and replace more easily. That means #Apple #Samsung #Google #Xiaomi etc may need to redesign future devices to meet the new rules www.business-standard.com/technology/t...

After France, Denmark is moving too: its Digitalisation Ministry plans to phase out Microsoft, switching to Linux and LibreOffice in the coming months. The goal is clear—reduce dependence on a handful of global tech giants and strengthen digital sovereignty.

The author with a cat on her shoulder.

How am I supposed to work in these conditions?

Opinion | Measles Took My Daughter. This Is What I Want Everyone to Know.

Part of the damage RFKjr is doing that AOC is mad at him about. Read this article: www.nytimes.com/2026/04/21/o...

Not this, the other one weekend she's holding a palm folded like an Italian.

Southwest Minnesota board says no to proposed $4 billion data center complex The CEO of Geronimo Power says the company is looking at alternative options in other communities.

This is what we need more of!

Testing finds toxic metals where Tesla discharges wastewater The drainage district that commissioned the testing has sent a cease-and-desist letter to the company, which says it is in compliance with all requirements for its state wastewater discharge permit.

I’m shocked. www.texastribune.org/2026/04/21/t...