trump out here like some anti-matter Henry VIII, beefing with the Pope so hard it’s about to the undo the Reformation 🤷‍♀️

he volunteered to slap down big pope

very limited sample size obvs but it seems to me like there’s been a sudden uptick in the amount of jd vance making speeches and getting headlines etc… curious

it’s always there when you next need it!

jane birkin sitting in a wicker chair. she is barefoot with a leg draped over the chair arm. she is wearing highly patterned layers and a giant sun hat

Diana Rigg sitting in a wicker chair. She is wearing a back and white patterned kimono style dress and a wide brimmed red woven hat with a pointed top

knobs to the bag, jane birkin will always have my heart for serving absolute cunt whilst fiendishly offing an equally ravishing diana rigg in evil under the sun whilst all wearing amazing hats. millinery and murder in the mediterranean, what a fever dream.

scammy market research call wanting to ask about dog insurance, and gazing my dog directly in the face I said “I don’t have a dog, sorry”. this is how judas must have felt in the garden. I’ve had to give her a venison chew as an apology.

call me an old fashioned prude if you like but I simply do not wish to have protein in my coffee

just gonna be here watching artemis ii edits to harry styles and the greatest showman until splashdown time, don’t question it, i need to max out this serotonin

there are no unique experiences left 😂

the sad late capitalism afternoon when the longer and more condescendingly tedious the meeting you are in, the more likely you’ll hit buy on some random trinket just to feel alive, and then someone says “just to circle back” and entirely kills your buzz

randomly watching some natgeo leopard special but man did the leopards quite wildly upstaged by this very elderly sloth bear who bumbles around trying to sniff out fruit which is a struggle because he’s so old now but I am rooting for him so hard and he just found a bush full of berries 😭😭😭😭😭

what’s with people leaving their washing on the line overnight man?! don’t you know you just have to rewash it again now that the night ghouls have put their fingers all over it?

feeling so goddamn european about the fact they’re going to the moon with an airbus

I’m an AI hater, but my my the rank hypocrisy of companies inserting AI tools everywhere, sliming down staffing because of the productivity promises of AI, using AI for all their recruiting, then being appalled that people are using AI to keep up with their increased workloads or to apply for jobs 🧐

every day I wake and log into the hellscape, ready, willing and able to celebrate The Event, and yet every day The Event does not occur. but I will be here again tomorrow. one day will be our day.

fundamentally there’s no reason I couldn’t be drinking wine in Venice right now so I’ve really let myself down on that front

from my kitchen observations: if you are having a soft boiled egg with soldiers, the burford buff shell integrity makes it a much superior egg to the burford brown in this use case

Love this journey for you

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I recently purchased the Groove pillow for the shaped neck support whilst side sleeping and it’s been very good so far

In a fluffy lamb cardigan. Like, if this is middle age I am ALL IN.

How can we so demonise ageing when we’ve happily reached an age where Andrew Garfield is playing soft-handsome Enid Blyton dads, is my point.

I dont usually hold with all these new flavour gimmicks in classic chocolate bars as they are broadly crap, but the mocha KitKat is a bit of a banger.

(also hi i was locked out of this app for like a million years due to my own inertia but have vaguely returned, please assume several months of absorbing the horrors etc)

my current theatre controversial opinion is that it’s harder to land a lady bracknell than it is a hamlet

Indeed! It was a very stupid circular process but I figured it out. Now I find myself lacking anything to say

one of my random hockey flexes is that I have a Mooseheads jersey purchased at one of Nate McKinnons last games there before he moved up

Chie Mihara will do you a fabulous legit yellow shoe but idk their availability in the US