Shut up and sit on it

I’ve gone and done a ‘Joe’ with my beard

Ignoring Joe is second nature to all of us I imagine .

New trim

I’m worth it

Shut up or I’ll start slagging off your dyed beard

Isn’t it rich
Isn’t it queer
Here’s Joe on Bluesky
With verbal diarrhoea
Where are the cunts
Send in the cunts
Oh look Joe is here….

He wrote one about you called ‘send in the cunts’

At least my home can shut- unlike yours that is as wide and gaping as the channel tunnel

It hates you too

I’m
Finally respectable and beautified

It’s crusty with jizz

I’m such a lazy whore today. Not even dressed yet

Oh jealous. I want to see that

I’m not angry with you . Just disappointed .

And you need to be a good singer to perform it because they are fucking tricky

No he wrote songs for actors !

We love Yvonne

Talk singing
Lol
Don’t diss sondheim. Just don’t . Ever

It was trying to be a vibe . Handheld
Mics are a thing again

I met my big beary boyfriend at the festival

Yeah feels like she’s doing her pride set- not questioning her existence in this earth. Adam lambert wasn’t great either. Both of them believed their own hype too much to make believable characters

No I mean it. Karen’s unicorn was great

That’s a disaster on every level

Feed it to me whilst you fuck me?

What did you have? I’m missing Chinese at the moment. There are two in Brechin - one is great and one is terrible. The great one is closed for a month!!

Just add some soy sauce and you’ll be fine

No way. Really? Thats a disaster

Over where? I’ve got lemon drizzle in my kitchen waiting for me for my breakfast. You’ll have to tempt me harder

Ok controversial take. I’m not a fan of her in this. She looks like she’s mildly inconvenienced rather than suffering extreme persecution.