"We were in bed with NZ First *before* the racism. Well, before the current racism anyway."

OMG he's such a dick too. Watching him have a tanty to journos about being in a beltway bubble and not covering "what Kiwis really care about" while simultaneously doing nothing about those things.

What if it's a piano?

The "I" key on my office laptop only seems to work intermittently, and this is like one of those small hells that lead to madness.

I wish I could just walk out of work stuff early. 😂

🫂

In every office I've worked in, there's been a time of day best described as "no teaspoons o'clock".

And an apple

That's the one

It's cloistered away in the kitchen which has a closed door separating it from the office proper, so I felt safe. Ish.

I think that's a close second

Well, fish pie. I covered it but I'm not sure how much that helped.

I'm committing the cardinal sin of office microwaves.

Someone in this office is using the default tune for my wake up alarm in the morning as a ringtone and I may lose my damn mind.

Oh yeah, just dandy. 😆

I'm in the office, I should have brought a wheatpack from home but I decided it would be awkward in the office chair, but I have regerts.

I've tweaked my back and work today already feels like it's gonna be infinity hours long.

You wouldn't Noah them, they build boats at another school.

That popping sound you hear is Rachel Smalley having an aneurysm at the thought of him sitting there stonefaced while journalists repeatedly fire questions at him.

I could not love this more

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

I didn't almost get spulled. Don't put it in the paper that I almost got spulled.

Somebody never had to survive a leadership challenge in the private sector and it shows.

Yes

900 comments on their Facebook post about their "upgrade".

Yeah I can't believe they let it out like this.

Yeah it's varying degrees from what I've been reading, but most people seem to be having some sort of issue.

Super frustrating

We've managed to get going on the Apple TV, but it's errored out once so far.

My electric frypan died so now I have to use an acoustic one.