Na dúvida vai os dois

Kaiser:

a picture of a burning earth with fire coming out of it ALT: a picture of a burning earth with fire coming out of it

Vou ali pegar um ar fresco.

O planeta:

HISTÓRICO! Brasil alcança 400 medalhas e consolida status de potência paralímpica.

Fofo

~A ARTE DE LIGAR O $#!@%*

#LinhaTorta #charges #Brart #brazilianartists

XKCD cartoon with figure at computer - someone next door shouting Are you coming to bed. Figure says I can’t. This is important. Someone is wrong on the internet.

Just this, now

~ALGORITMO

#LinhaTorta #charges #Brart #brazilianartists

quando o elon musk comprou o twitter eu achei que ele ia falir a plataforma eventualmente eu só não pensei que fosse ser TÃO RÁPIDO ASSIM

A set of 66 sided dice, white with black pips, except the pips are locked, where they normally are and seem as if the dice were somehow shaken, and the pips got scrambled around

Did I just order some visually upsetting dice? Yes. Yes I did.

PICA

WHERE'S HIS NOSE

Eu vou me matar ein, vai vendo

Basically have just done this with an old laptop to tune into @ssuburbs.bsky.social on @madwaspradio.bsky.social #sts70s

Bomba atômica pq é mais barulhento

Só os bot do ngl², mas tenho da minha mãe e da minha irmã

Só os bot do ngl

É q vc é novinho

Panel 1: Two praying mantises are walking on a grassy field. One mantis named Timmy, wearing a backward cap and carrying a backpack, says, "Hey, Sally? Are you a praying mantis, too?" Panel 2: The second mantis, identified as Sally, with flower-like hair and also carrying a backpack, responds, "Yeah. Why?" The background shows a warm, orange sky. Panel 3: Timmy, looking at Sally with a wide smile, says, "Because you look drop-dead gorgeous!" The background has a red circular pattern. Panel 4: The scene shifts to a park bench where the first mantis is sitting next to a ladybug with glasses. The mantis, looking downcast, says, "She said, she respects me too much to rip off my head and eat it." The ladybug replies with a simple, "Bummer."

Respect IS a bummer

english isn't my mother language

a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face looking at the camera while sitting on a table .

Os únicos posts dessa rede social:

- Falar sobre twitter
- Gifs de gatos
- Procura-se moots

Ó EU ALI

Foi engraçada em algum momento?

Só amasso seloko

EU ESTAREI NAS TRINCHEIRAS POR ESTE HOMEM BARBADO VESTIDO DE BORBOLETA

A very handsome black and white cat with white whiskers. His eyes are closed, he looks very self-satisfied

You were an excellent cat.