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Posts by George Murray

Just discovered that sometime in the past, Uber signed me up for a plan and I've been pay 10 bucks USD monthly without noticing. I hate this shit, but I also hate combing through my visa statements. Never using the service again.

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Ford says no one in Canada is scrutinized like he is after backtracking on $28.9M private jet purchase | CBC News Ontario Premier Doug Ford told reporters Monday that "no one in the country" is more scrutinized than he is, as he explained his government's rationale for buying a $28.9-million private jet before qu...

I just keep thinking about this. Ford loves to pound people to shit and strut across their political bodies. All the name calling. The Lefties. Socialists. Cyclists. Gravy eaters.

But he whines like a high maintenance nepo when something doesn't go his way.

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People are free to disagree on this and y'all come out of the woodwork whenever this issue hits the news. Trust me, I've heard your opposition plenty already.

But I've never once met a competent politician who ran a city/province/country "like a business." That's not how running a society works!

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hotel lyric Sandra Huber for and in memory of Hillary Keel   i sat down to write about robin blaser’s sophia nichols, a woman i never met and how could i bound as she is between leaves 99 to 100 on the floor o…

There's NewPoetry today from Sandra Huber.

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Heaven forbid that the Premier had to travel on the northern highways.
Oh wait... he doesn't go there anyways.

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Oh, I'm not going either. Just reserving the right to.

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It’s Getting Harder to Spot AI in Contemporary Publishing. And That’s Very, Very Bad. Lately there has been a lot of hand-wringing, and rightly so, about if and how the publishing industry will deal with AI in the wake of the cancelation of the first major book deal due to suspected…

I wrote about how AI in book publishing is a labor issue. "AI paranoia is a symptom of a larger problem: a corporate culture that values quantity over quality, quick output over the very human labor of poring over a manuscript & making sure that each & every word sings."
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Lol. I'm no Trudeau stan, but F-U, Guardian. I turn 55 tomorrow and as someone who will officially be eligible for a seniors discount at many shops, I say on behalf of my people: we'll get old how we want.

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Not a bad idea

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Governing Body of the Church in Wales has just voted in favour of the blessing of same sex civil partnerships and marriages. The voting was overwhelmingly in favour - Laity 85%, Clergy 82%, Bishops 100%. (It required 2/3rds majority in each house.)

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A poster for the event. Text not repeated I  the post reads "each book purchased gives you a chance to win $1000 to spend at your local indie"

A poster for the event. Text not repeated I the post reads "each book purchased gives you a chance to win $1000 to spend at your local indie"

Celebrate Canadian Independent Bookstore Day with us at 50 Cove Rd, Tors Cove!

Saturday, April 25, 10am - 5pm

15% off all books in-store and online.

We’ll have visiting authors throughout the day, door prizes, giveaways, a chance to win free audiobooks, and more!

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US Treasury Secretary appears to call it the 'Strait of Vermouth' Scott Bessent appeared to misname the Strait of Hormuz when discussing talks with Iran.

"The Straight of Vermouth have not been completely reopened so there may be a martini crisis to go with those of oil and gas"

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It's someone using AI to try to fleece authors. The email address is a gmail. Got one from a radio station in California last week. At least that one go the book right.

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Thanks but no thanks, @thestar.com . And I suppose I should add this book to my resume.

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Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth.

From "Cookies"
In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad sits in a chair, cramming cookies into his mouth. From "Cookies" In *Frog and Toad Together*

“We must stop eating!” cried Toad as he ate another.

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It's a Chumbawamba sort of week.

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Should be part of his next test.

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This story made my blood run cold - chatGPT was just kerosene thrown on a very familiar fire. I don’t care what genAI “helps” you do. I don’t think anyone should have this in their pocket.

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Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

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@michellegoldberg.bsky.social reports on an amazing anecdote among people celebrating Orban's defeat. I used it here to argue that liberals and Dems have a good case to make in response to Vance/MAGA's effort to claim "Western civilization" as exclusively theirs. 6/

newrepublic.com/article/2090...

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Aminatta Forna: "Who Owns Your Story?" Aminatta Forna examines the ways in which we conflate every difficult experience with trauma, such that suffering and trauma have become interchangeable.

"Everybody will suffer, and the suffering, like a wound, is real. But not everyone who suffers will be traumatized." —Aminatta Forna

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male-majority model of power now, historically and on-going IS THE SCOURGE OF EARTH. UNTIL there's a near impossible Earthquake shift in rational brains NOT to vote "male" while there are competent, independent women who can do the job as well (likely better) available, 1/2

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It's the 325 one that worries me. "Redbull".

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kids will literally go to therapy instead of continuing their parents fascist project

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Wasn't he one of the Twins?

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New poem from me!!!!!!! Death!! Loquaciousness!! Phone calls!! Walmarts in the afterlife!!!!

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When I Hear People Talk in the Past Tense About Their Dead Todd Dillard   I call my dead mom. “Mom,” I say. “You won’t believe this shit.” And I tell her about my neighbor putting his wife’s shoes on the curb beside a sig…

There's NewPoetry today from Todd Dillard.

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This sort of thing is why myths and religions happen.

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I support this, and call for its use in business as well. vocm.com/2026/04/08/g...

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