Oi you, stop giving away my trade secrets.

Just been in a b&m for the first time ever fuckin ell they’re massive might take the dogs for a walk round there next time.

I love India like a second home but the bureaucracy and volume of busy cunts at their airports makes me want to kill myself 😂

When someone explains something to you for the seventh time and you still don't understand.

Say what you will about the internet, it remains awesome that I can buy dinner for a friend who's having a shitty-ass day from halfway across the world

I can’t afford to lose another house just at the minute

See u in the final etc…

I hope u know you’re going to hell x

Niki Lauda’s ear

The greatest use of baked beans ever. Crusty cob or a couple of slices of tiger loaf with thick lurpak just to *tidy the plate up afterwards too pls.

Tea of champions

Haha look forward to it

He’s too busy perving on coy-otes.

It could be worse, you could be @macca07.bsky.social going full rootin tootin hillbilly

10/10 for randomness

Easy when you live in the wettest place on earth I’d imagine.

Ooh get you etc… are u on the Etsy application? 👀

I don’t know where you find the time for all these new *hobbies @testicleoreilly.com

Where did you get that table from?

Winner winner etc..

Me and the handsome one reporting for Monday Club x

Undercover voters shown fake 20mph claims and a bogus manifesto on social media Pages sharing misinformation are shown on the social media feeds of the BBC's fictional voters.

Facebook is a cancer on humanity part #5689923

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

How’s the sun burnt pegs?

Pretty much how I feel

🕺 🎶 🎶

It was a lovey day until you just spoilt it

Launch the rofl copters @testicleoreilly.com

Blue cheese sauce on a steak is magnificent. Can’t go near it raw though.