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Welcome to Tabletop Battles! We've rebranded! Goonhammer is now Tabletop Battles. Come read about what's changing and why.

We've rebranded! Goonhammer is now Tabletop Battles. Come read about what's changing and why.

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GOONHAMMER is now TABLETOP BATTLES?
GOONHAMMER is now TABLETOP BATTLES? YouTube video by Tabletop Battles

?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1Tf...

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Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

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I wonder if you could print them.

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It should at worst have a tactical grot.

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The uh what now

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That’s a hell of a sleeper second line

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You should know

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

matt berry can also go get fucked

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JESUS

2 months ago 0 0 1 0

No no no my fucking back

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Wh… that was at least three inches lower yesterday

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Captain America saying “hail snow satan”

Captain America saying “hail snow satan”

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SPAR museum collection? I really should check that out

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The Secret Language of Competitive Warhammer 40K
The Secret Language of Competitive Warhammer 40K YouTube video by Goonhammer

youtu.be/qC0sVOxKixM this is one of my favorite videos I've ever made for @goonhammer.com and one that I think will genuinely help folks trying to understand just what the hell the average 40k player is even talking about

3 months ago 10 5 0 0

This is every store trip I’ve taken since the middle of the month or so. My soul fled my body when I tried Costco on the 23rd

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Actually it occurs to me that if you took this photo at Provisions… well, my bad

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The fancy liquor and cheese store close to us started carrying it recently and I am 85 percent sure it’s my fault. Before this I had to go to Worcester or some place with a Total Wine.

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A photo of an MTA sign from the subway explaining the FM swap, with a logo showing the F and M lines swapping places via crisscrossing arrows.

A photo of an MTA sign from the subway explaining the FM swap, with a logo showing the F and M lines swapping places via crisscrossing arrows.

Is the MTA making merch with the F M Swap icon cause they should be

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The number of times as a New Englander that I had to re-read this

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At a volume capable of shaking the bullding off its foundation

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Work has now given me so many keys that my power level is becoming unmanageable

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Charlie Brown, when someone asks if you’re a god, you say, yes.

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Dunno who this guy is, but he's not Boston's new police chief

Dunno who this guy is, but he's not Boston's new police chief

No, a Karen didn't call police on her new Black neighbor who turned out to be the #Boston police chief; to start, we don't have a police chief
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#AI #Feh

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TF is this AI-ass list

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honestly prior to today i would've picked Nixon / Reagan as the Presidential pair most likely to have blown each other

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a man laying on top of a turkey on a plate with the words gobble ! gobble ! below him . Alt: a man laying on top of a turkey on a plate with the words gobble ! gobble ! below him .
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But the baked ziti

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I’m suddenly very afraid of what happens if you turn on the AC

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